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[groaning, grunting]
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Oh. [chuckles]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[laughing hysterically]
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[Dr. Lorre gasping]
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Please stand by for test 123
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in T-minus ten.
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I repeat, T-minus ten.
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TWEETY: Dr. Lorre,
what are you doing?
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I need to get a message out.
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I know too much.
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They're not going to
let us leave.
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I'm sending for help.
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Everything is going to
be okay, my little Tweety.
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I promise.
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♪♪♪
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Phew.
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Huh? [chuckles nervously]
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[alarm blaring]
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GUARD: There he is! Go!
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[overlapping shouting]
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♪♪♪
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[lion roars]
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♪♪♪
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[explosion rumbling]
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[gasping]
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SECURITY GUARD: You can jump,
or we can push you.
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Someday the truth
will be known.
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[hawk screeching]
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[stomach growling]
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[loud whooshing]
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Beep beep.
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♪♪♪
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[whooshing]
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Beep beep.
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Beep beep.
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[truck horn honks]
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- [stomach rumbles]
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[faint squeaking]
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[boink]
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[whooshing]
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[airplane whooshing]
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ANNOUNCER: Everyone,
what's that thing in the sky?
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PILOT: I don't know.
I'll just shoot it down.
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Lock on target.
Clear to engage.
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Oh $
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[distant thud]
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[tense music]
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[rocket beeping]
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[rapid beeping]
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[gentle music]
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Beep beep.
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♪♪♪
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KEVIN AVERY: Have you
gotten into a catapult
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hoping to be gently
and sensibly flown
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to a destination
of your choosing,
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only to be
violently pile-drived
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face-first into the ground?
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Have you ever set a big stack
of TNT on the road
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hoping to blow up
your nemesis,
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but when you
press the detonator,
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the detonator
itself explodes?
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Have you ever pulled
the ripcord of your parachute
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and only a bunch
of silverware comes out?
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It's not your fault.
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There's probably
someone to blame.
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♪♪♪
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We'll be your voice.
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- Avery.
- Jones.
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- Maltese.
- ALL: Justice!
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WOMAN: Two for Tuesdays.
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♪♪♪
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[explosion booms]
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[explosion booming]
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[faint squeaking]
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[train horn honks]
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PORKY PIG: Yes, thank you.
I'd like to order some...
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[stammering]...fli-- fl--
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Lilacs.
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KEVIN: Hey,
wrecking ball smash.
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I could probably get you
250 bucks for that.
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See you next week.
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OPERATOR:
Thank you for calling
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Avery, Jones and Maltese.
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If you've been hit
by an anvil, press one.
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If you've been
electrocuted, press two.
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If you've been crushed by
a falling piano, press three.
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- Good morning.
- It's almost 3:00.
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- Oh.
- [Gruesome Gorilla groans]
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- Good morning, Dottie.
- Not now.
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- Do they have the paperwork--
- Sal?
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Hey, Kev.
You sleep in that suit again?
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Good eye.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Hi. I have found
some catastrophic fires,
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coincidentally all
near match factories,
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and I really think it's
a great opportunity to help
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a lot of people with one case.
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How long is
this internship again?
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Three more months,
just enough time to really
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dig in and make a difference.
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You know, you really remind me
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of when I was fresh
out of law school.
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And I mean that
in the worst possible way.
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And I will take that
as a compliment--
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Oh, no, look, you got this.
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I'm gonna do you a favor,
because you're my niece
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and I want you
to have a happy life.
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Stop.
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- At Oxford...
- I have a feeling
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I'm gonna be hearing
that phrase a lot.
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At Oxford, they really stress
the importance of the law
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on everyday lives,
and all you're really
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having me do right now
is brainstorm ideas
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- for your billboards.
- Yeah.
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You're new here,
so you don't know that
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this file goes
right over here.
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And that,
my friend, is freedom.
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- I really wanna pick it up.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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And I really wanna
file it alphabetically.
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No, you will not. Please.
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You've got a new client
in the conference room.
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He seems unhinged. Good luck.
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Mr. Coyote?
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K-Yote-- Ca-yote?
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All right, well,
How can I help you?
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Oh, one of my billboards.
[chuckles]
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Cost a lot of money
to put those up.
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So you've been in an accident?
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Do you not talk?
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Oh, but you have signs.
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I don't, uh, understand.
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All right. [chuckles]
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Is that supposed to be you?
And, uh, who's that?
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Uh, okay. What do you--
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- [explosion booming]
- [employees gasping]
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[Kevin coughing]
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Not entirely necessary
to do all that, but okay.
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So,
seems like we're talking about
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some faulty rocket skates
that backfired when you were
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trying to capture
a bird that you have
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some sort of
sordid history with?
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So do you have
the rocket skates?
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Okay, great.
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So we're gonna write in
your name as the plaintiff.
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Then we'll say we're asking
for, I don't know, $300?
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300 and here we'll write
in the name of the company
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that made the skates.
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Let me guess. Acme?
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But they're great to deal with
for little stuff like this.
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We just drop your skates
in a box, type up a complaint,
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and boom, you're the richest
Coyote in the country.
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All I need is a signature.
Or you just wanna lick it,
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that's probably fine, too.
There we go.
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Uh, what, uh...
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Wait. Mr. Coyote.
Hey, somebody grab that guy.
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Mr. Coyote.
Look, I just need you to sign.
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It's an Acme stapler?
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Yes,
that is how staplers work.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, I get it,
there are problems
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with Acme's cartoon products.
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I see it all the time.
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I mean, I'm surprised
Acme makes my phone in my car.
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Why would they also make this?
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This is just
silly stuff for cartoons.
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You know, what's the worst
that could really happen?
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They see some birds
whipping around their heads.
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Well, it doesn't seem
that silly to me.
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Paige,
this is a run-of-the-mill
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$300 rocket skate case,
trust me.
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And doesn't that mean
that's a pile of $300 cases?
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Paige, come on.
Do you know what would happen
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if we submitted all this
stuff as evidence together?
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We'd have a giant
lawsuit on our hands.
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PAIGE: That would--
that would be amazing.
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And if you could prove
a causal connection,
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then really,
the sky's the limit.
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The sky is not the limit,
all right?
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The limit is,
like, right here.
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We don't do massive cases.
We do quick and easy. Right?
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Huh?
Where'd all the stuff go?
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So, Mr. Coyote,
my professional opinion
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is that this case is worth,
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you know,
a few hundred dollars.
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And I can see
if they'll replace
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the rocket skates,
so I need you to sign this.
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Rude. All right, well,
it was nice meeting you.
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Do you mind putting the
evidence box into the system?
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I'm going to lunch.
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Here you go.
Into evidence, please.
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All right,
what do we got here?
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[loud clattering]
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Jeez,
someone's suing for a lot.
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♪♪♪
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[elevator dings]
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[people exclaiming]
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GOLF COACH: This is where
we're gonna hit the...
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Cartoon products cases
go down to the basement.
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BUDDY CRANE: Governor,
these threats...
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they're tantamount
to blackmail.
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The law's completely
on our side here.
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'Cause we wrote the law.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
Okay, great to catch up.
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[knocking on glass]
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You better be straightening
away on the Plapinger case.
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Oh, it's done. Let's just say
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his next vacation
will be in prison.
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But I got something else.
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Cartoon case? Basement.
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Yeah, I think
you need to see this one.
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They're suing us for every
Acme cartoon product.
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Who?
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I wasn't familiar
with the name.
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[chuckling]
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[both laughing]
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OSCAR: Look, just pay me
the money you owe me,
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or I'll sue you
for breach of contract.
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Okay, I gotta go.
I'll call you later, Mom.
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[phone beeps]
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
our resident hotshot.
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What does that mean?
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Serving Acme for every one
of their cartoon products?
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Yeah, right.
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Do I look like the guy
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who would take on the biggest
corporation in the world?
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HENRY: You're looking
at the guy who is taking on
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the biggest corporation
in the world.
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Channel 4 News
has just learned
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that papers were filed today
against the Acme Corporation.
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Buddy Crane,
Acme's chief legal counsel,
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declined to comment.
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KEVIN: How did this happen?
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It's okay.
It's okay. It's exciting.
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All eyes on you, ready to
show them what you got.
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Paige, when we sue Acme
for some little thing...
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00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,812
- Yes.
- ...nobody even notices.
262
00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:52,647
We're a tiny item
on a spreadsheet.
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00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:55,783
But this?
This went to Buddy Crane.
264
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,018
- Who?
- Buddy Crane?
265
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,954
He's only, like, the best
lawyer in the country.
266
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,990
- Okay.
- Went to law school together,
267
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,458
and he is a total machine.
268
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:07,896
Built like an ox,
his mind is sharp as a tack.
269
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,765
Trims his fingernails
with a switchblade.
270
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,366
You know, I once saw him
eat a lobster...
271
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,269
- Well, I eat lobster.
- ...while it was still alive.
272
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,938
Not even sure that's legal.
273
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,373
What could I have possibly
done to deserve all this?
274
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,576
- Did I piss off a witch?
- Oh, no.
275
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:24,546
- We good. [cackles]
- Then how did this happen?
276
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:27,047
I just typed up everything
that was inside the box.
277
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,316
And I just brought
the box inside.
278
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,318
I've just been working
on my short game.
279
00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,087
I've been on hold
for two hours
280
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,724
trying to win tickets
to the Country Jubilee.
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00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,530
You.
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00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,872
Do you have any idea
what you've done?
283
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:53,575
You have put me
in such a horrible position.
284
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:56,176
- [phone ringing]
- Oh. [grunts]
285
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,516
Hi. [chuckles]
286
00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:03,450
BUDDY: If it isn't
my old friend Kevy.
287
00:18:03,618 --> 00:18:05,352
Yeah, it's been a while.
288
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,387
BUDDY: Look at you,
shaking things up.
289
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:10,290
Well, I'm not
intentionally shaking, really.
290
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,893
BUDDY: I think--
you know, I think
291
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,061
we should have
a face-to-face, don't you?
292
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,295
Your face and my face?
293
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,230
BUDDY: Be in my office.
15 minutes.
294
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,300
- Get things right as rain.
- [chuckles] Okay, sounds...
295
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,202
- Looking forward to it.
- [phone beeping]
296
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,638
[sighs]
297
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,374
[clock ticking]
298
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,444
ANNOUNCER:
From its humble roots
299
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,880
as a cartoon anvil factory,
300
00:18:33,047 --> 00:18:35,783
Acme has become America's
greatest success story.
301
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:39,954
Acme, I say, Acme
is an innovation factory.
302
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,488
We create the impossible.
303
00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:43,256
ANNOUNCER:
With each new product,
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00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,493
we revolutionize industry
and the world.
305
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,963
We're a company
of family values
306
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:53,266
that values
its family of companies.
307
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,736
Acme.
308
00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:58,238
Hey! Hey, hey.
309
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,841
I don't know
what your deal is,
310
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,576
but I need you to
listen to me very carefully.
311
00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:04,579
Stop. You are gonna
follow my lead, all right?
312
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:06,246
We're gonna tell them
this is all just
313
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,116
a big misunderstanding,
and we're looking
314
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,685
to get this settled
as quickly as possible.
315
00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:12,654
We will be polite.
316
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,623
We will not detonate
explosives, all right?
317
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,257
If they put something
in front of us,
318
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,926
we will sign it.
319
00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:20,260
Got it?
320
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,699
BILL: Mr. Avery.
Bill Pelicanos.
321
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,100
And Mr. Coyote.
322
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,434
I'll, uh, take you
to see Buddy.
323
00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:28,603
So I hear
you guys were friends
324
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,138
from back in the day, huh?
325
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,707
Guess you could say that
if you were incorrect.
326
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:35,977
[Bill laughs] And look at this
guy going clothing-optional.
327
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,881
Hey, Buddy, look who's here.
328
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,216
[Buddy laughs]
If it isn't Mr. Billboard.
329
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,486
- How you been, man?
- Good, good. Yeah, very good.
330
00:19:46,654 --> 00:19:48,623
Those were the days,
weren't they?
331
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,059
- Yeah.
- Harvard Law. You look...
332
00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:55,362
- good.
- Uh, thank you.
333
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,031
- Have a seat.
- Okay.
334
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,801
I gotta say,
I was a bit surprised
335
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,703
to see your name
on a case of this size.
336
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,336
Me, too. [laughs]
337
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:05,840
I mean,
I'm so sorry about all this.
338
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:08,576
It was just
a big misunderstanding.
339
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,745
Well, we got
a really busy day around here,
340
00:20:10,912 --> 00:20:13,081
and I would hate to keep you
from getting back to...
341
00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:15,850
- whatever it is you do.
- Yeah.
342
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,586
- Lot of stuff, too. Yeah.
- BUDDY: Yeah, sure.
343
00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:20,988
Oh, my God.
344
00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:23,558
- Uh--
- [both laughing]
345
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,492
BUDDY: And this seems obvious,
but I have to say it anyway.
346
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,062
Acme denies all charges
and accepts no liability
347
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,498
or causal connection between
Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries
348
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:32,734
and our state-of-the-art,
349
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,068
life-enhancing
family products.
350
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,870
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
351
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,872
BUDDY: And, you know,
as much fun as it would be
352
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:39,707
to get back
in a courtroom with you,
353
00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:42,110
I guess it's time to do
what you do best.
354
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,511
- BOTH: Settle.
- Yeah.
355
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:46,547
Um, well, look,
thank you so much,
356
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:49,349
and I'm so sorry
for taking up all your time.
357
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:52,620
- It was unintentional. I--
- [paper tearing]
358
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:55,089
- [match strikes]
- Uh--
359
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,291
- [flames whooshing]
- [all gasping]
360
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,927
No, no, no.
He didn't mean that.
361
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:02,295
- Do you have another copy?
- Is this a joke?
362
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,032
- No, no.
- 'Cause it's not funny.
363
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:06,934
I thought cartoons
were supposed to be funny.
364
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:08,401
You guys actually
wanna fight, Avery?
365
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:09,804
Your tiny firm is unmatched.
366
00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:11,072
We'll tie you
in legal loopholes.
367
00:21:11,239 --> 00:21:12,540
We'll bury you in paperwork.
368
00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:13,775
I'll put a dozen
of my best lawyers on this
369
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,442
24 hours a day
to make sure
370
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,378
your name is more synonymous
with failure
371
00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:19,947
than it already is.
372
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:24,118
Oh, and I almost forgot.
We don't validate parking.
373
00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:27,387
Do you know what
you could do with $50,000?
374
00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:30,290
Do you have any idea how many
birds you could buy with that?
375
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,826
Flocks! You know what?
376
00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:33,795
Not that it really matters,
but I'm out.
377
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,930
Yeah, that's right.
I quit, man.
378
00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:37,430
Go find another lawyer.
379
00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:39,399
This is already my personal
freaking nightmare,
380
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,170
and I'm not sticking around to
see if it can get any worse.
381
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,071
[piano thudding]
382
00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:45,740
[car alarm wailing]
383
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:50,144
Sorry. Butterfingers.
384
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,747
[sinister piano music]
385
00:21:58,686 --> 00:22:01,189
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
386
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,824
Why didn't you settle?
387
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,926
That's what we do here.
We settle.
388
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:07,662
- Dottie, what do we do here?
- We settle.
389
00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:10,330
Okay, I tried to settle,
but he wouldn't let me settle.
390
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,500
He's a coyote.
We're not even trial lawyers.
391
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:16,369
I have a miniature
golf tournament this weekend,
392
00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:18,873
so I don't even know if I'm
gonna make it in on Monday.
393
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,143
Plus, trial prep adds up.
Photocopies, in this economy?
394
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:23,878
But if we beat Acme,
then we can afford
395
00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:26,379
- a ton of photocopies.
- We won't beat Acme.
396
00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:29,382
I mean, nobody ever has,
and nobody ever will.
397
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,351
The truth is,
even if you quit right now,
398
00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:33,621
the firm is already in the
hole for Acme's legal fees,
399
00:22:33,788 --> 00:22:35,488
and that's just from today.
400
00:22:35,656 --> 00:22:37,859
I mean, that could
close down our doors.
401
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,160
Look...
402
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,030
if we lose, we lose.
403
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,498
If we quit, we really lose.
404
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:47,068
A lot of money.
405
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:51,806
Okay, okay. Okay, look, look.
406
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:54,242
We got one true goal
for this trial.
407
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,077
It's this.
408
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:58,411
We can't look like fools,
all right?
409
00:22:58,579 --> 00:23:00,681
Our job is not
to win this case.
410
00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:03,251
Our job is to still be
in business when it's over.
411
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,485
That's the spirit.
412
00:23:05,653 --> 00:23:07,755
Let's act like lawyers.
What do real lawyers do?
413
00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:09,056
They would find evidence
414
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,725
and start making
a list of witnesses.
415
00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:19,567
- The bird?
- PAIGE: He did witness
416
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,702
every time
an Acme product malfunctioned.
417
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,504
He could corroborate
Wile E.'s story.
418
00:23:23,671 --> 00:23:24,839
Sure, whatever.
419
00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:26,841
Add the Road Runner
to our witness list.
420
00:23:27,008 --> 00:23:28,042
One more thing.
421
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,344
Um, where is
Mr. Coyote gonna stay?
422
00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,613
["Born to Wander"
by Jack Wood playing]
423
00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:41,856
♪ I been so long
in this old town ♪
424
00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:45,192
♪ I tried my best
to settle down ♪
425
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,461
♪ But deep within
the soul of me ♪
426
00:23:48,629 --> 00:23:53,301
♪ I know I must be free ♪
427
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:57,638
All right,
don't give me that look.
428
00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:00,641
Yeah, I live in a motel.
Look, I got pool access.
429
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:04,378
You know, there's no mortgage.
I never have to make my bed.
430
00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:05,980
There's an incredible
all-you-can-eat
431
00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:07,815
seafood buffet
around the corner.
432
00:24:07,982 --> 00:24:10,551
Tissues come out of a slider
on my bathroom wall.
433
00:24:10,718 --> 00:24:13,387
[bell dinging]
434
00:24:13,554 --> 00:24:16,424
Stop that.
[chuckles] Hi, Cherry.
435
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,160
- Yeah?
- Yeah, um--
436
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:20,561
[bell dinging]
437
00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:25,599
[chuckles] One second.
438
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:28,636
Stop. Come on.
439
00:24:30,638 --> 00:24:33,407
Yeah, hi, I need another room
for a few nights.
440
00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:35,910
Not near me, please.
441
00:24:37,278 --> 00:24:41,349
- [scoffs] He's not a pet.
- He looks like a pet.
442
00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:43,584
Who rents a separate room
for their pets?
443
00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:44,986
Cherry, come on.
444
00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:46,153
I've been living here
for almost five years.
445
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,156
- You know me.
- No pets.
446
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,660
All right, okay.
You wanna do this?
447
00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:54,795
Legally speaking,
a pet is a domesticated
448
00:24:54,962 --> 00:24:56,697
or tamed animal
kept as a companion
449
00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:59,166
in or outside
an individual's residence.
450
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,836
This is Mr. Coyote.
He is my client.
451
00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:04,338
He's not my pet nor anyone's
pet in the eyes of the law.
452
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:07,208
And as such, that sign or
any rule that accompanies it
453
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:08,976
does not apply to him,
all right?
454
00:25:09,143 --> 00:25:10,211
It does not say "no animals."
455
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:11,846
And just my unbiased opinion,
456
00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:13,314
he may actually have
a case against you
457
00:25:13,481 --> 00:25:15,216
for discrimination.
458
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,184
- Yeah.
- [bell dings]
459
00:25:18,486 --> 00:25:20,121
He pees on the rug,
460
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,056
- it's on you.
- All right, deal.
461
00:25:22,223 --> 00:25:24,658
But I would need a full workup
of urine analysis.
462
00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:26,027
I mean, it's a motel.
463
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,828
Plenty of people
pee on the rug.
464
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,064
[lock beeping]
465
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,802
Oh, right next door.
466
00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:36,370
Of course.
467
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,639
["Gopher"
by Yma Sumac playing]
468
00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:45,880
[bed squeaking]
469
00:25:50,818 --> 00:25:52,253
[thudding]
470
00:25:56,023 --> 00:25:58,225
[ominous music]
471
00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:12,706
[objects clattering]
472
00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:17,611
[electric buzzing]
473
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:21,516
HENRY: Coming up next,
a mouse
474
00:26:21,682 --> 00:26:24,285
breaks the sound barrier
in Guadalajara.
475
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,253
REPORTER: One week more
to catch Albuquerque's
476
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:29,090
Annual Carrot Festival
while it's still in town.
477
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:31,592
Are you having fun? We are.
478
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,766
- [drill whirring]
- [pounding]
479
00:26:40,768 --> 00:26:42,970
[insects chirping]
480
00:26:44,038 --> 00:26:45,873
[snoring]
481
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,241
[knocking on door]
482
00:26:51,212 --> 00:26:52,646
[groans]
483
00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,216
[knocking continues]
484
00:26:56,884 --> 00:26:58,085
[grunts]
485
00:26:58,252 --> 00:26:59,920
[pounding on door]
486
00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:01,489
What?
487
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,960
[loud opera music playing]
488
00:27:13,234 --> 00:27:15,903
[Kevin screaming]
489
00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:18,472
[horn honking]
490
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,941
[keys jangling]
491
00:27:21,942 --> 00:27:23,944
You're kind of a psychopath,
aren't you?
492
00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:25,746
[blowing]
493
00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:29,083
Watch and learn.
494
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,118
So we take the subpoena,
like so.
495
00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:33,854
Just cover it with copious
amounts of bird seed.
496
00:27:34,021 --> 00:27:35,590
Road Runner eats
the bird seed,
497
00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:37,091
grabs the subpoena, and boom.
498
00:27:37,258 --> 00:27:39,760
He's legally obligated
to show up to court.
499
00:27:39,927 --> 00:27:41,630
Instant Road Runner trap.
500
00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:42,863
ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.
501
00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:45,534
[all coughing]
502
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,769
KEVIN: "Beep, beep."
503
00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,938
Is that some kind of
inside thing with you guys?
504
00:27:51,105 --> 00:27:53,340
[joyful music]
505
00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:58,513
Is everyone clear on our plan?
506
00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,314
- No.
- Nah.
507
00:28:00,481 --> 00:28:02,349
- Yes.
- Paige, what's our plan?
508
00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,553
So we have to prove to a jury
that Acme cartoon products
509
00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,320
are at fault
for every accident
510
00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:07,821
that Wile E.'s had
going back years.
511
00:28:07,988 --> 00:28:10,457
So we are going
to take pictures,
512
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:12,026
and we're gonna
gather evidence,
513
00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:14,161
and we're gonna put
the evidence in little bags,
514
00:28:14,328 --> 00:28:16,397
and we're gonna interview
experts and witnesses,
515
00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:17,731
and we're going to highlight
516
00:28:17,898 --> 00:28:19,400
big books
of photocopied documents,
517
00:28:19,568 --> 00:28:20,968
and we're gonna
pound the pavement,
518
00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:22,537
and we're gonna study up,
519
00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:24,238
and we're gonna try
and catch our big eyewitness
520
00:28:24,405 --> 00:28:25,973
by leaving a nice note
in the desert.
521
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,474
And if we follow my plan
by the end of this,
522
00:28:27,642 --> 00:28:30,377
we'll have enough evidence
to take Acme down.
523
00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:34,381
We really have nothing.
524
00:28:34,549 --> 00:28:36,850
I mean, I kind of assumed
that we'd have nothing,
525
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,986
but this is nothing.
526
00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:47,228
[tense music]
527
00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:52,701
BAILIFF: All rise.
528
00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,441
The court
of the Second Judicial Circuit
529
00:29:00,609 --> 00:29:03,777
of Albuquerque
is now in session.
530
00:29:03,944 --> 00:29:07,582
The Honorable Judge
Troppogrosso presiding.
531
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,250
You may be seated.
532
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,563
TROPPOGROSSO: Human.
533
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:22,963
Human.
534
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,433
Cartoon.
535
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,809
- [gavel squeaking]
- Quiet!
536
00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:40,114
My name is Judge Troppogrosso.
537
00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:43,917
The name of the case
is Coyote v. Acme.
538
00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:45,886
I am not
a loosey-goosey judge.
539
00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:50,659
I am a no-nonsense,
no-silly-stuff judge.
540
00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:53,327
Is that understood?
541
00:29:53,494 --> 00:29:55,296
Yes.
542
00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:58,132
Mr. Crane.
543
00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:00,267
Go get some.
544
00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,774
[water pouring]
545
00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:17,786
[exhales]
546
00:30:20,254 --> 00:30:21,955
We live in a great country,
don't we?
547
00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:24,491
Because it's one that values
freedom above all else.
548
00:30:24,659 --> 00:30:27,027
You're free to live your life
any way you see fit.
549
00:30:27,194 --> 00:30:28,797
Could mean
living in the desert...
550
00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:30,998
out in a cave,
551
00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:33,434
spending your days
chasing after a bird,
552
00:30:33,601 --> 00:30:36,837
who is much,
much faster than you.
553
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:40,642
But that is your right
as an American.
554
00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:44,345
But that freedom, it comes
with great responsibility.
555
00:30:44,512 --> 00:30:45,979
If you were to take a missile,
for instance,
556
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:47,848
and you were
to glue handlebars to it,
557
00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:50,317
well, that's your choice.
558
00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:51,820
But we expect you
to understand
559
00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,887
that that missile
and those handlebars,
560
00:30:54,054 --> 00:30:56,156
they aren't designed
to catch birds.
561
00:30:56,323 --> 00:30:58,492
What I will prove to this jury
562
00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:01,563
is that man, Wile E. Coyote,
563
00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:03,497
he is reckless.
564
00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:06,166
And all of his injuries
are self-inflicted.
565
00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:10,003
I mean, we won't condemn him,
you or I.
566
00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,640
We all know who's responsible.
567
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,643
It's as clear
as the desert sky.
568
00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:17,478
I think I just laid an egg.
569
00:31:17,645 --> 00:31:19,913
God bless America.
God bless the troops.
570
00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:24,084
- Damn, that was really good.
- [stenotype clacking]
571
00:31:24,251 --> 00:31:26,019
Oh, uh, please
don't write that down.
572
00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:27,388
[stenotype clacking]
573
00:31:27,555 --> 00:31:29,056
And-- and please
don't write that down.
574
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,859
- [stenotype clacking]
- Or-- or that down.
575
00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,159
[stenotype clacks]
576
00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:33,927
TROPPOGROSSO: Mr. Avery.
577
00:31:34,094 --> 00:31:35,697
[Kevin chuckles] Um...
578
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,499
Okay. Um...
579
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:51,011
[slurping, gulping]
580
00:31:58,051 --> 00:31:59,721
Now, uh--
581
00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:03,257
now what did the defense
say we were gonna argue?
582
00:32:04,358 --> 00:32:05,727
Huh?
583
00:32:05,894 --> 00:32:07,227
I mean,
I know the answer to it.
584
00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:09,363
I know the answer.
I'm not asking you a question.
585
00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:11,398
I mean, it is--
it is a question.
586
00:32:11,566 --> 00:32:14,368
But it's a question
that I'm asking to me.
587
00:32:14,536 --> 00:32:16,403
Let me start over.
Let me start over.
588
00:32:16,571 --> 00:32:18,773
Objection to my start.
589
00:32:20,307 --> 00:32:23,110
So the defense said
that we were gonna argue
590
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:25,580
that the products
are dangerous
591
00:32:25,747 --> 00:32:28,949
and that Acme is negligent
in selling them.
592
00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:31,151
I do really agree
with all that.
593
00:32:31,318 --> 00:32:33,487
I mean, it's not fancy,
but it's true.
594
00:32:33,655 --> 00:32:34,988
Um, uh, sorry.
595
00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,592
One second, please.
[chuckles] One sec--
596
00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:40,260
Yeah, Wile E., we don't
need evidence right now.
597
00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:42,129
- Mr. Avery.
- Okay, okay.
598
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:43,832
[chuckles]
Excuse me, Your Honor.
599
00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:45,466
My client would
like me to show you
600
00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:48,001
this defective
Acme rocket skate.
601
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:50,605
And as you can see,
there's a faulty on switch.
602
00:32:50,772 --> 00:32:52,941
- [switch clicks]
- Nothing.
603
00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:56,744
- [explosion booms]
- [all screaming]
604
00:33:00,915 --> 00:33:03,150
God bless America.
605
00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:05,319
God bless the troops.
606
00:33:06,955 --> 00:33:10,290
HENRY: Opening arguments
today in Coyote v. Acme.
607
00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:11,926
Sources close
to the case report
608
00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:14,696
that Acme is doing
a fantastic job
609
00:33:14,863 --> 00:33:16,831
protecting their brand
and dignity,
610
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:19,968
while the plaintiff appears
hungry and afraid.
611
00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:21,335
More after this.
612
00:33:21,503 --> 00:33:24,371
- [pounding]
- [drill whirring]
613
00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:25,874
REPORTER: One week more
614
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,008
to catch Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival
615
00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:29,878
- while it's still in town.
- [phone ringing]
616
00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:32,547
- Yeah?
- CHERRY: 241.
617
00:33:32,714 --> 00:33:35,683
We've been getting noise
complaints about a loud TV.
618
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,820
Seriously, it's the TV
you're having a problem with?
619
00:33:38,987 --> 00:33:40,688
- Okay, I'll turn it--
- [phone clicks]
620
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:42,957
[grunts]
621
00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,325
REPORTER: Are you having fun?
We a--
622
00:33:46,728 --> 00:33:47,962
[sighs]
623
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,498
[phone ringing]
624
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:53,133
Cherry, I turned it off.
625
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,970
BUGS BUNNY: Eh.
[smacks lips] What's up, Doc?
626
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:57,471
Who's this?
627
00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:59,406
BUGS: I, uh, can't tell you.
628
00:33:59,574 --> 00:34:03,310
I want to, but I can't.
A pickle, ain't it?
629
00:34:03,477 --> 00:34:05,078
You sure you have
the right number?
630
00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:06,581
BUGS: Your trial.
631
00:34:06,748 --> 00:34:09,851
I think I may be able
to help you with Acme.
632
00:34:10,018 --> 00:34:12,020
- What?
- BUGS: I have information
633
00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:14,254
that could stop Acme
for good.
634
00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,256
Oh, my God,
you could stop this case?
635
00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:19,159
BUGS: If this gets out,
it'll all be over.
636
00:34:19,326 --> 00:34:21,729
I have an associate
with information.
637
00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:24,933
If they figure out what he
knows, he's a sitting duck.
638
00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:26,935
Well, who?
Where do I find him?
639
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,703
BUGS: Write this down.
I'm only gonna say it once.
640
00:34:28,870 --> 00:34:31,039
Wait, wait. Grabbing a pen.
Hang on. Hang on.
641
00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:33,073
BUGS: 666 Scary Road Drive.
642
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,208
KEVIN: That doesn't sound
like a place I want to go.
643
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,744
BUGS: Look for a Jack.
644
00:34:36,911 --> 00:34:40,048
Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
645
00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,884
And they make
people disappear.
646
00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:45,053
- Don't forget that.
- I won't.
647
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:48,056
Will I be able
to contact you again?
648
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:50,090
[phone clicks]
649
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,594
[dramatic music]
650
00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:56,731
[helicopter blades chopping]
651
00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:09,877
- Mr. Leghorn.
- [Foghorn Leghorn chuckles]
652
00:35:10,044 --> 00:35:12,847
Buddy, I say, Buddy,
you little rascal, you.
653
00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:15,617
- How was Bora Bora?
- A tax haven so nice,
654
00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:17,652
- they named it twice.
- [both laughing]
655
00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:20,955
So I say I heard
we have ourselves a lawsuit
656
00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:22,724
in the animated sector.
657
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,324
BUDDY:
I'll talk to PR about this.
658
00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:26,426
You know, it's a local paper
and pretty flattering.
659
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:28,328
You know, I'm gonna win
this case as fast as I can,
660
00:35:28,495 --> 00:35:30,130
but in the meantime,
I think things like this
661
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,966
make us look pretty good
in the public eye.
662
00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:34,736
Not ideal, but, you know, it's
like killing two birds with...
663
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,239
[clears throat]...one stone.
664
00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:44,311
Two birds, one stone.
What a vile expression.
665
00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:45,647
- I only meant--
- Rotten.
666
00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:47,949
We both know it would be very,
667
00:35:48,116 --> 00:35:51,519
I say very unpleasant
for everyone involved
668
00:35:51,686 --> 00:35:54,989
if anything bigger,
I say bigger,
669
00:35:55,123 --> 00:35:57,692
were to become public.
670
00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,894
[dramatic music]
671
00:36:06,868 --> 00:36:08,870
[spiders shrieking]
672
00:36:10,705 --> 00:36:13,775
Oh, mysterious caller.
It's so cool.
673
00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:15,810
- So what did he sound like?
- I don't know.
674
00:36:15,977 --> 00:36:18,178
He was kind of like,
"Eh, what's up, Doc?
675
00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,313
"I have information,
chomp, chomp, chomp."
676
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,215
He was like chewing
on a cracker or something.
677
00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:23,483
Okay.
678
00:36:24,552 --> 00:36:27,622
Well, map is saying
it should be right here.
679
00:36:28,823 --> 00:36:30,158
It's just a wall.
680
00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,492
- Jack?
- Oh, God.
681
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,227
Is there a Jack anywhere?
682
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:38,298
Wait, what's that?
683
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:39,499
[mysterious music playing]
684
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,201
Oh, that kind of Jack.
685
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:43,236
Somebody's got
a sense of humor.
686
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:50,178
[jack squealing]
687
00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:59,554
[Kevin grunting]
688
00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:01,022
[Daffy humming]
689
00:37:01,189 --> 00:37:04,926
Well, there's a duck,
and he is sitting.
690
00:37:05,093 --> 00:37:06,393
PAIGE:
Feels a bit easy.
691
00:37:06,561 --> 00:37:08,730
KEVIN: Well,
good thing I like easy.
692
00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:12,399
Excuse me. Hi.
693
00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,267
My name is Kevin Avery.
This is Paige.
694
00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,236
I'm a personal
injury attorney.
695
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,405
DAFFY: Well,
look who decided to show up.
696
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:19,874
Oh, great, thank you.
697
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:21,441
I wasn't sure
if you knew we were coming.
698
00:37:21,609 --> 00:37:22,910
You're a little late,
699
00:37:23,077 --> 00:37:24,612
and you're still wearing
that hideous suit.
700
00:37:24,779 --> 00:37:26,714
Take your pants off
right over there, please.
701
00:37:26,881 --> 00:37:30,218
- And, um, strike a pose.
- Uh, no.
702
00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:33,054
It's so difficult to find
nude models these days.
703
00:37:33,221 --> 00:37:34,421
- Sit down.
- Uh...
704
00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:35,723
DAFFY: Sarsaparilla?
705
00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,257
We're all right, thank you.
706
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,527
Disrobe and pretend
you're thinking.
707
00:37:39,694 --> 00:37:42,395
I expect this is going
to take a few hours.
708
00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:46,033
[laughs] Yeah, um,
we had an anonymous caller say
709
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,536
that you might have
some important information.
710
00:37:48,703 --> 00:37:51,572
Yeah, information that can
help us end our case quickly.
711
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:52,774
Information?
712
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,609
Yes.
713
00:37:54,776 --> 00:37:56,644
- About Acme?
- Acme?
714
00:37:58,112 --> 00:37:59,379
Uh, yes.
715
00:37:59,547 --> 00:38:01,716
- Acme.
- Acme?
716
00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:05,385
[maniacal laughter]
717
00:38:05,553 --> 00:38:06,721
Acme?
718
00:38:06,888 --> 00:38:08,990
After all this,
they call me Daffy?
719
00:38:09,157 --> 00:38:10,625
The world is Daffy!
720
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,392
Ac-me? Ac-you!
721
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,762
You'll never get it out of me.
I'll tell you everything.
722
00:38:14,929 --> 00:38:16,063
[laughing]
723
00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:18,099
Your face is covered in Acme.
724
00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:20,001
["Galop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach]
725
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,468
[Daffy laughing]
726
00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:25,973
Whatever you need to know
about Acme is inside the box.
727
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:28,308
Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck!
728
00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:30,011
You really shouldn't be here.
729
00:38:30,178 --> 00:38:31,579
DAFFY:
I agree, Doctor.
730
00:38:31,746 --> 00:38:34,148
Let's tear this facility
to the ground.
731
00:38:35,448 --> 00:38:37,350
[Daffy laughing]
732
00:38:38,252 --> 00:38:39,821
Hello?
733
00:38:39,987 --> 00:38:41,088
I'm here for the
734
00:38:41,255 --> 00:38:43,758
[stammering]
pantsless modeling gig.
735
00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:45,325
- [nurse screaming]
- Look, I'm a horse.
736
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:47,161
- Mom, I'm a horse!
- ACME PAINT
737
00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:51,933
- Boing, boing.
- What are you doing?
738
00:38:53,868 --> 00:38:57,839
Come on in!
The water's freezing!
739
00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:04,312
Well, we drove him crazy,
740
00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:07,315
- and we got a can of paint.
- Well, it could be important.
741
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,517
Clearly, he's been holding on
to this for a while, so.
742
00:39:10,383 --> 00:39:11,619
Wait.
743
00:39:13,821 --> 00:39:15,388
"That's all, folks."
744
00:39:17,525 --> 00:39:19,026
Are we the folks?
745
00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:21,494
[thudding]
746
00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:22,964
[dramatic music playing]
747
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:25,733
[engine revving]
748
00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:29,737
Do you think
we're going to get kidnapped?
749
00:39:29,904 --> 00:39:31,505
Held for ransom?
750
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,875
I feel so alive.
751
00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:43,918
[mysterious music playing]
752
00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:51,225
[paint bubbling]
753
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,002
So, what do you think it is?
754
00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:07,708
Thanks.
755
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:11,245
[Kevin sighs]
756
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:18,619
♪♪♪
757
00:40:37,138 --> 00:40:40,107
That looks
unspeakably dangerous.
758
00:40:41,142 --> 00:40:43,744
And yet,
he walked in anyway.
759
00:40:45,379 --> 00:40:46,479
Wait, what--
what are you doing?
760
00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:48,115
I'm following Wile E.
761
00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:52,452
Now I just look like a loser
if I stay out here.
762
00:40:52,954 --> 00:40:54,422
[Kevin sighing]
763
00:40:55,723 --> 00:40:57,325
Coming into the tunnel.
764
00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:11,372
Hello?
765
00:41:12,606 --> 00:41:14,775
I bet they don't tell you to
walk down mysterious tunnels
766
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:17,178
in your fancy classes
at Oxford.
767
00:41:17,345 --> 00:41:19,347
I bet
they discourage it, actually.
768
00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:20,915
PAIGE: Actually,
I thought about majoring
769
00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:22,450
in mysterious tunnels.
770
00:41:22,616 --> 00:41:24,118
- KEVIN: No, you didn't.
- PAIGE: Yeah, I did.
771
00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:28,255
What have we got here?
772
00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:29,824
[dramatic music playing]
773
00:41:36,998 --> 00:41:38,866
Hey! I found a message.
774
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:40,334
PAIGE: What does it say?
775
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:44,538
It says, "Daffy, I'm not sure
how long I have.
776
00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:46,440
"I hope
this message gets to you.
777
00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:50,177
[low rumbling]
778
00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:57,885
"Things have gone awry
with Project...
779
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,821
"Sisy-foose."
780
00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:02,323
Sisyphus.
781
00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,058
KEVIN:
What is Project Sisyphus?
782
00:42:04,225 --> 00:42:05,493
[camera shutter clicks]
783
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:08,162
"Acme is watching
my every move,
784
00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:11,232
"and I have a feeling
I'm in grave danger."
785
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:17,138
[train rattling]
786
00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:26,080
Wile E.? [shrieks]
787
00:42:26,247 --> 00:42:29,550
"If you see this message,
please send help.
788
00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:30,885
"Dr. Lorre."
789
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:33,421
Kevin! Train!
790
00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:37,158
Go, go! Go, go, go!
791
00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:40,227
[Kevin screaming]
792
00:42:48,069 --> 00:42:50,204
[train thudding]
793
00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:05,186
Oh, did I not say
unspeakably dangerous?
794
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,221
Did-- Didn't I say
those exact words?
795
00:43:07,388 --> 00:43:08,557
- PAIGE: Yeah.
- KEVIN: I did.
796
00:43:08,756 --> 00:43:10,391
PAIGE: Okay,
what could this mean?
797
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:12,860
- Project Sisyphus.
- KEVIN: I-- I don't know.
798
00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:14,462
I don't know. All right?
799
00:43:14,628 --> 00:43:18,265
What? [groans]
What just happened?
800
00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:22,636
- [phone ringing]
- BUDDY: What?
801
00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:25,372
Boss, I think
they're on to us.
802
00:43:26,774 --> 00:43:29,276
PAIGE: Okay, so Sisyphus
is from Greek mythology,
803
00:43:29,443 --> 00:43:30,911
and he was punished
by the gods
804
00:43:31,078 --> 00:43:33,814
and made to roll a boulder
up a hill every day,
805
00:43:33,981 --> 00:43:37,384
but it would just roll
right back down for eternity.
806
00:43:41,889 --> 00:43:43,724
And it was also
what Daffy was painting.
807
00:43:43,891 --> 00:43:46,827
[stammers] So what?
That's not evidence.
808
00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:49,163
None of this is gonna
help us win the trial.
809
00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:52,133
All right, it's all
just a waste of our time.
810
00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:54,768
We have a client who,
no offense,
811
00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:56,505
can't read
a warning label.
812
00:43:56,670 --> 00:44:01,242
We have piles and piles of
stuff that he himself broke.
813
00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:02,943
We have nothing, Paige.
814
00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:06,615
You've been settling
Acme cases for years,
815
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:09,316
and you have never stopped
to think and see a pattern.
816
00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:11,018
A pattern? Yes.
817
00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:12,353
My clients go boom,
818
00:44:12,521 --> 00:44:14,355
and two seconds later,
they're fine.
819
00:44:14,523 --> 00:44:16,290
Nobody cares.
820
00:44:16,457 --> 00:44:18,259
PAIGE:
So, that makes it okay?
821
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:23,632
Boom, $100, that's fair?
This case can make it, right?
822
00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:25,432
This is your opportunity
to really show people
823
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,800
what you're capable of.
824
00:44:26,967 --> 00:44:29,370
Yeah, but that only works
if I don't lose.
825
00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:31,372
And-- and why do you assume
you're gonna lose?
826
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,940
[laughs]
Are you kidding?
827
00:44:33,107 --> 00:44:36,210
It is really
super easy to lose.
828
00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:38,379
And it's better
you learn that now.
829
00:44:40,314 --> 00:44:45,286
You know, everyone thought
I was crazy for coming here.
830
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:48,455
But I didn't want to just go
to some big law firm
831
00:44:48,623 --> 00:44:51,792
and help the rich guys
get richer.
832
00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:54,094
I thought...
833
00:44:55,029 --> 00:44:57,464
I thought you were
actually still a real lawyer.
834
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,734
Yeah, me too.
835
00:45:03,837 --> 00:45:05,739
[wall thudding]
836
00:45:06,807 --> 00:45:08,175
[sighs]
837
00:45:08,342 --> 00:45:10,978
[intriguing music playing]
838
00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:45,112
[upbeat pop music playing
over radio]
839
00:45:46,548 --> 00:45:47,881
[Wile E. inhaling]
840
00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:50,818
- [horn honking]
- [engine revving]
841
00:45:53,287 --> 00:45:56,691
So, uh, what is it
about the Road Runner?
842
00:46:01,563 --> 00:46:04,398
Ah, there are no words.
843
00:46:06,568 --> 00:46:08,769
You know, I--
I-- I envy you, really.
844
00:46:08,936 --> 00:46:11,438
You know, it must be nice
to have such a--
845
00:46:11,606 --> 00:46:13,608
Such a clear goal.
846
00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,143
I mean,
I used to have that, I think.
847
00:46:16,310 --> 00:46:19,446
You know, I was hungry,
and I was chasing.
848
00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:22,783
But I didn't like the pressure
of having to always win.
849
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:25,654
And I got burnt out
on trying.
850
00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:27,821
Anyway, you're
a really good listener.
851
00:46:27,988 --> 00:46:30,592
[screams]
Hey, what are you doing?
852
00:46:30,759 --> 00:46:32,893
Hey, stop! Wile E!
853
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,161
Stop! Stop!
854
00:46:34,328 --> 00:46:36,897
- [horn honking]
- [Kevin screams]
855
00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:41,902
There's a cliff! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
856
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,274
We were having
a heart to heart.
857
00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:51,513
Wait, Wile E.!
You can't make that jump!
858
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,280
Wile E.
859
00:46:53,447 --> 00:46:54,848
Wile-- [grunts]
860
00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:57,818
[Wile E. thudding]
861
00:46:57,985 --> 00:46:59,119
[sighs]
862
00:47:01,155 --> 00:47:02,524
[Kevin gasps]
863
00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:07,261
[intense music playing]
864
00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:17,171
[Wile E. thudding]
865
00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:22,677
[Wile E. thudding]
866
00:47:32,486 --> 00:47:33,954
You made it.
867
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:39,360
Well, you go a long way
to make a point.
868
00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:51,539
- [Wile E. thudding]
- [cliff thudding]
869
00:47:54,007 --> 00:47:56,009
- Hey, Wile E.
- [lock beeps]
870
00:47:56,176 --> 00:47:58,879
Thanks.
I'll see you tomorrow.
871
00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:03,984
[torch crackling]
872
00:48:04,151 --> 00:48:06,186
[curious music playing]
873
00:49:04,646 --> 00:49:07,916
[Wile E. sniffing]
874
00:49:09,216 --> 00:49:11,118
- Are you sitting down?
- DOTTIE: Uh, yes.
875
00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:14,054
Well, Sal's not.
Is that going to be a problem?
876
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:16,089
KEVIN:
No. Wile E. is conning us.
877
00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:18,492
The only reason he's doing
this case is to catch
878
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:21,930
and kill the Road Runner
during the trial.
879
00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:23,163
DOTTIE: That's not good.
880
00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:24,933
KEVIN: It's all
just part of a plot.
881
00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:27,134
He's using us so I'll put
the bird on the witness stand.
882
00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:29,970
If the Road Runner shows up
to court, it'll be chaos.
883
00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:31,739
I'll look like a fool.
884
00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:33,808
The firm will fold,
we'll be mattress salesmen.
885
00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:36,176
That's kind of demeaning
to mattress salesmen.
886
00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:38,780
Fine.
We'll be, uh, garbage men.
887
00:49:38,947 --> 00:49:40,915
- Kevin.
- KEVIN: Okay, garbage people.
888
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:43,984
-My dad's garbage people.
- KEVIN: Okay.
889
00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:45,452
I'm just really nervous
890
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,087
about letting Wile E. back
into this courtroom.
891
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,355
SAL: Without Wile E.,
there's no trial.
892
00:49:48,523 --> 00:49:50,023
With no trial,
there's no firm.
893
00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:52,159
And without the firm,
we're going to be broke.
894
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,361
I hate to suggest
lying to a dog,
895
00:49:54,529 --> 00:49:56,330
but you're going to have
to convince him
896
00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:58,198
that the Road Runner
will be there.
897
00:49:58,365 --> 00:50:00,300
- [detector buzzing]
- Paige, I was wrong.
898
00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:02,804
See what you can find out
about Project Sisyphus.
899
00:50:02,971 --> 00:50:04,606
And how it's connected
to Acme.
900
00:50:04,772 --> 00:50:07,207
- Great. I'm already on it.
- KEVIN: Okay.
901
00:50:07,374 --> 00:50:08,877
[detector buzzing]
902
00:50:11,011 --> 00:50:12,312
[detector buzzing]
903
00:50:14,616 --> 00:50:17,519
[detector buzzing]
904
00:50:20,454 --> 00:50:22,524
[detector buzzing]
905
00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:27,060
[detector
buzzing continuously]
906
00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:34,501
[train whistle blowing]
907
00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:44,913
[explosion booming]
908
00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:51,251
[detector beeps]
909
00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:58,492
[ominous music playing]
910
00:51:09,871 --> 00:51:11,271
[Paige sighs]
911
00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:43,738
[door creaking]
912
00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:46,908
[doorbell bleats]
913
00:51:51,713 --> 00:51:55,650
Hi, I was just wondering if
a Dr. Lorre still lives here?
914
00:51:55,817 --> 00:51:57,384
[Paige screams]
915
00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:05,325
They listen, you know.
916
00:52:05,492 --> 00:52:07,895
Would you like
some tea, dearie?
917
00:52:08,062 --> 00:52:09,129
[Paige whimpers]
918
00:52:09,631 --> 00:52:11,131
[birds tweeting]
919
00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:13,835
It was a very happy marriage.
920
00:52:14,002 --> 00:52:18,338
He used to work long days,
but would still come home
921
00:52:18,506 --> 00:52:21,643
and play the piano
for me for hours
922
00:52:21,809 --> 00:52:24,746
because he knew
how much I loved it.
923
00:52:24,912 --> 00:52:28,616
We had 87 years together.
924
00:52:28,783 --> 00:52:30,350
I am grateful.
925
00:52:30,518 --> 00:52:31,953
Um, when did
Dr. Lorre pass away,
926
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,153
if you don't mind me asking?
927
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,957
Oh, he's not dead.
928
00:52:36,124 --> 00:52:37,659
He's missing.
929
00:52:37,825 --> 00:52:40,494
He went to work one day
with our little bird,
930
00:52:40,662 --> 00:52:44,364
and I never saw
either of them again.
931
00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:48,136
They told me
he ran off with his secretary,
932
00:52:48,301 --> 00:52:49,604
but I don't think so.
933
00:52:49,771 --> 00:52:51,973
His secretary was a penguin.
934
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:55,308
What can you tell me
about Project Sisyphus?
935
00:52:55,475 --> 00:52:57,779
[dramatic music playing]
936
00:52:59,047 --> 00:53:00,815
[piano tune playing]
937
00:53:08,523 --> 00:53:10,058
[tires screeching]
938
00:53:11,159 --> 00:53:12,359
What?
939
00:53:13,528 --> 00:53:15,328
Which day what?
940
00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:17,632
Oh, which day
is the Road Runner testifying?
941
00:53:17,799 --> 00:53:20,233
-Hm.
-KEVIN: Any day now. Why?
942
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,636
Do you have
any particular reason
943
00:53:21,803 --> 00:53:23,236
for wanting
to catch up with him?
944
00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:27,307
Okay, well,
I'll keep you posted.
945
00:53:34,716 --> 00:53:36,483
I need this Road Runner.
946
00:53:36,651 --> 00:53:39,587
Absolutely. Why exactly?
947
00:53:39,754 --> 00:53:41,189
He's the only one
that's seen every time
948
00:53:41,354 --> 00:53:43,558
this moron's used
our products incorrectly.
949
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:46,060
If I had to bet,
he's holding a grudge.
950
00:53:47,161 --> 00:53:48,563
Go out there
and you bring him to me.
951
00:53:48,730 --> 00:53:52,166
How hard could it be
to catch a bird? [laughs]
952
00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:58,338
["Nobody Speak" by DJ Shadow
and Run the Jewels playing]
953
00:54:00,273 --> 00:54:01,876
[phone ringing]
954
00:54:02,043 --> 00:54:03,945
♪ Picture this,
I'm a bag a beep ♪
955
00:54:04,112 --> 00:54:05,880
♪ Put me to your beep ♪
956
00:54:06,047 --> 00:54:08,116
♪ I am sick, I will punch
a baby bear in his beep ♪
957
00:54:08,281 --> 00:54:10,218
♪ Give me lip,
I'ma send you to the yard ♪
958
00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,120
♪ Get a stick,
make a switch ♪
959
00:54:12,285 --> 00:54:13,588
Woo!
960
00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:15,757
I love being a lawyer!
961
00:54:15,923 --> 00:54:17,792
♪ Kick a lion in his crack,
I'm the beep-beep ♪
962
00:54:17,959 --> 00:54:19,794
♪ I will fall off
in your crib, take a beep ♪
963
00:54:19,961 --> 00:54:21,763
♪ Hit your beep-beep
on the beep ♪
964
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,531
♪ Eat your dog,
beep your beep ♪
965
00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:25,233
♪ Fat boy dressed up
like he's Santa ♪
966
00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,934
♪ And took pictures
with your kids ♪
967
00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:29,402
♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪
968
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:33,040
♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪
969
00:54:33,207 --> 00:54:35,643
TWEETY:
Release the payload!
970
00:54:35,810 --> 00:54:38,378
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody speak ♪
971
00:54:48,756 --> 00:54:50,558
Hello.
972
00:54:50,725 --> 00:54:52,492
[helicopter whirring]
973
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:55,096
[dramatic music playing]
974
00:54:59,432 --> 00:55:01,669
GRANNY: My husband
was the head inventor
975
00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,838
of animated products at Acme.
976
00:55:04,005 --> 00:55:06,274
He was so excited
when he got the job.
977
00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:10,410
He wanted to make things
that really helped cartoons,
978
00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,647
like the anti-lump pump.
979
00:55:12,814 --> 00:55:14,115
[whistles]
980
00:55:14,282 --> 00:55:16,250
An eraser
of stinky lines.
981
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:17,952
[burps]
982
00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:20,655
Oh, and this
anti-predator spray.
983
00:55:20,822 --> 00:55:23,758
Hello-- [screams]
984
00:55:23,925 --> 00:55:27,028
After a while, things changed.
985
00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:29,931
He didn't like
what was going on,
986
00:55:30,097 --> 00:55:32,465
and then, he disappeared.
987
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,502
Recently, I've been
getting phone calls.
988
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:39,106
Sometimes they hang up,
but sometimes...
989
00:55:39,273 --> 00:55:42,176
BUGS:
Eh, what's up, Doc?
990
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:44,879
I don't know
the man on the telephone.
991
00:55:45,046 --> 00:55:47,982
I don't know
where my dear husband went,
992
00:55:48,149 --> 00:55:50,985
but I know
Project Sisyphus
993
00:55:51,152 --> 00:55:54,454
is the reason
he's gone.
994
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:57,490
EMPLOYEE:
Target acquired.
995
00:55:57,658 --> 00:55:59,560
Commence Project Road Kill
in T-minus three
996
00:55:59,727 --> 00:56:01,394
two, one...
997
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,463
Sir, the target is
looking at us.
998
00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:05,365
Why is the target
looking at us?
999
00:56:05,533 --> 00:56:06,534
Beep, beep.
1000
00:56:06,701 --> 00:56:08,169
[helicopter whirring]
1001
00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:09,804
Beep, beep.
1002
00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:11,305
[agents clamoring]
1003
00:56:11,471 --> 00:56:12,974
Retreat, retreat!
1004
00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:14,374
Did we catch him?
1005
00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:16,143
Oh, did we catch him?
1006
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:17,812
Oh, my gosh, the glue burns!
1007
00:56:17,979 --> 00:56:20,248
Oh, my head is on fire!
1008
00:56:23,184 --> 00:56:25,987
So, obviously...
1009
00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:28,890
we hit a speed bump.
1010
00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:31,926
Does it itch? Yes.
1011
00:56:32,093 --> 00:56:33,426
But I'm afraid to touch it.
1012
00:56:33,594 --> 00:56:35,096
[dramatic music]
1013
00:56:35,263 --> 00:56:37,198
♪♪♪
1014
00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:45,206
You were my eyes and ears
out there, what happened?
1015
00:56:45,373 --> 00:56:46,540
What'd you see?
1016
00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,175
Well, I taught I taw...
1017
00:56:48,342 --> 00:56:50,111
You taught you taw?
1018
00:56:50,278 --> 00:56:51,512
I don't pay you
to tink you taw,
1019
00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:52,613
I pay you to taw!
1020
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:53,948
- I taw!
- BUDDY: You taw?
1021
00:56:54,115 --> 00:56:55,349
or you thought you taw?
1022
00:56:55,516 --> 00:56:56,517
Because you just said
you taught you taw!
1023
00:56:56,684 --> 00:56:58,019
I did, I did taw!
1024
00:56:58,185 --> 00:56:59,887
What did you tee?
What did you taw?
1025
00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:03,124
[clears throat] A breakdown
on the eastern perimeteh-ter.
1026
00:57:03,291 --> 00:57:05,860
Ultimately,
that's where he ran off.
1027
00:57:06,027 --> 00:57:09,797
That Road Runner is very,
very fast, sir.
1028
00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:11,933
- [Tweety grunts]
- Step your game up, bird.
1029
00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:13,534
They're getting too close.
1030
00:57:13,701 --> 00:57:16,871
I don't just want him scared,
I want him ruined!
1031
00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:19,607
I want him
to stop digging around!
1032
00:57:19,774 --> 00:57:21,609
You know what happened
to Dr. Lorre.
1033
00:57:21,776 --> 00:57:23,377
You want the same thing
to happen to your Granny?
1034
00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:26,647
No, please!
I'll get him tonight!
1035
00:57:26,814 --> 00:57:29,250
I-- I promise.
1036
00:57:29,417 --> 00:57:30,651
[Tweety squeaks]
1037
00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:34,221
- [Buddy grunts]
- Hey, great job, big dog.
1038
00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:35,823
- Shut up, Patches!
- Absolutely, sir.
1039
00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:37,591
I won't say another word.
1040
00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:46,600
[tape clicks]
1041
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,402
BUGS:
I wish I could say more,
1042
00:57:48,569 --> 00:57:50,638
but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1043
00:57:50,805 --> 00:57:52,907
[tape rewinding]
1044
00:57:53,074 --> 00:57:56,143
...but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1045
00:57:56,310 --> 00:57:57,311
[tape rewinding]
1046
00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,380
[wings flapping]
1047
00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:05,686
...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.
1048
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,462
- [Paige grunting]
- [bomb exploding]
1049
00:58:21,202 --> 00:58:23,637
Paige? Are you okay?
1050
00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,473
Oh, I'm totally fine.
1051
00:58:25,639 --> 00:58:27,108
I've always kind of wanted to
throw a bomb out of a window,
1052
00:58:27,274 --> 00:58:28,709
but there just never
really was a right time.
1053
00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:32,680
Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow
gave me this tape,
1054
00:58:32,847 --> 00:58:34,148
and I've listened to it
a thousand times,
1055
00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:36,017
and there's something
in the background.
1056
00:58:36,384 --> 00:58:39,453
BUGS: ...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.
1057
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,022
That's the guy who called me.
1058
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:43,457
Yeah, I know,
but-- but can you hear it?
1059
00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:45,226
BUGS:
I wish I could say more
1060
00:58:45,393 --> 00:58:48,529
but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1061
00:58:50,164 --> 00:58:52,199
PAIGE: Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
That's evidence!
1062
00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:55,036
Okay, that's enough.
1063
00:58:55,202 --> 00:58:57,705
- Wile E., Wile E., Wile E..
- Please stop that.
1064
00:59:00,174 --> 00:59:03,477
Is there some
kind of plan to this?
1065
00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:11,152
["Looney Tunes" theme playing]
1066
00:59:11,318 --> 00:59:12,386
There it is.
1067
00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:15,222
Wait, I know this song.
1068
00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:17,024
- From where?
- I-- I don't know.
1069
00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:20,327
It's like a TV show
or an ad or...
1070
00:59:20,494 --> 00:59:21,595
Wait.
1071
00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:24,899
Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival.
1072
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:27,268
Okay, wh-- what is that?
1073
00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,904
A festival of carrots
in Albuquerque.
1074
00:59:30,071 --> 00:59:31,772
It happens
every year annually.
1075
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:35,076
[tense music]
1076
00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:47,088
Hello?
1077
00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:49,558
Mystery caller?
1078
00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:52,259
Mystery caller who--
who called me?
1079
00:59:52,426 --> 00:59:54,128
Tell him we're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1080
00:59:54,295 --> 00:59:56,297
We're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1081
00:59:56,464 --> 00:59:59,100
You can show
yourself at any time.
1082
00:59:59,266 --> 01:00:03,037
BUGS:
So, uh, what is up, doc?
1083
01:00:03,204 --> 01:00:04,271
Who's there?
1084
01:00:04,438 --> 01:00:05,940
BUGS:
I'll never tell you, Mac.
1085
01:00:06,107 --> 01:00:08,275
I'm a creature of the night,
a shadow that moves.
1086
01:00:08,442 --> 01:00:10,077
You'll never
figure out who I--
1087
01:00:10,244 --> 01:00:11,612
[Bugs screaming]
1088
01:00:11,779 --> 01:00:13,214
Oh, my! Oh, heavens!
1089
01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,482
You've seen my face.
1090
01:00:14,648 --> 01:00:16,617
Don't look at me.
I'm too...
1091
01:00:16,784 --> 01:00:18,385
beautiful?
1092
01:00:18,553 --> 01:00:19,720
Mystery caller?
1093
01:00:19,887 --> 01:00:21,556
I tell you,
the budgie has been bumbling
1094
01:00:21,722 --> 01:00:24,158
and stumbling your way
through this case for weeks.
1095
01:00:24,325 --> 01:00:26,293
You're lucky
you have me on your side.
1096
01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:28,329
Hey, you been followed?
Got eyes on you?
1097
01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:29,964
Caught by a red-light camera?
1098
01:00:30,131 --> 01:00:31,232
Spotted by a drone?
1099
01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,634
Have you been bugged?
[giggles]
1100
01:00:33,801 --> 01:00:35,503
This is just
getting embarrassing now.
1101
01:00:35,669 --> 01:00:37,671
Look, I got like
a million questions for you.
1102
01:00:37,838 --> 01:00:39,140
Why didn't you call again?
1103
01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:40,741
What happened to Dr. Lorre?
1104
01:00:40,908 --> 01:00:42,611
And what can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?
1105
01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:44,579
Enough with the questions,
counselor.
1106
01:00:44,745 --> 01:00:46,947
This calls for a flashback.
1107
01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:49,250
Dr. Lorre
was the head inventor
1108
01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:52,086
of Acme cartoon products,
you see.
1109
01:00:52,253 --> 01:00:54,788
He built some amazing things.
1110
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:57,626
Essentials, like
the Quick Change Machine.
1111
01:00:57,791 --> 01:01:00,995
One day, they sent
an executive from corporate
1112
01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:02,597
to oversee things.
1113
01:01:02,763 --> 01:01:04,765
The guy was a real turkey.
1114
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:09,770
Suddenly, there was
a lot of secrets.
1115
01:01:09,937 --> 01:01:13,374
They called it
Project Sisyphus.
1116
01:01:13,542 --> 01:01:14,975
Under the new management,
1117
01:01:15,142 --> 01:01:17,344
the tests became
increasingly reckless.
1118
01:01:17,512 --> 01:01:19,713
- [blowing]
- [explosion booming]
1119
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,616
I'm not sure I understand.
1120
01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,117
What was it all for?
1121
01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:26,487
They weren't inventing
products for cartoons.
1122
01:01:26,655 --> 01:01:28,155
They were using cartoons
1123
01:01:28,322 --> 01:01:30,291
to invent products!
1124
01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:33,628
Dr. Lorre told them
this was wrong
1125
01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:36,830
and that their tests
were harmful to cartoons.
1126
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:39,534
He pleaded with them
to put an end to it.
1127
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,468
But instead...
1128
01:01:41,636 --> 01:01:43,804
...they put an end to him.
1129
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,308
Everyone who worked on
Project Sisyphus
1130
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,577
is either missing,
1131
01:01:48,742 --> 01:01:50,344
or forced to work for Acme...
1132
01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:53,080
-[evil laughter]
-...or quacked.
1133
01:01:53,247 --> 01:01:54,415
And when did the program end?
1134
01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:55,716
BUGS: Don't you see?
1135
01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,017
It never ended.
1136
01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:59,153
It evolved.
1137
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,856
Instead of testing
dangerous products in the lab,
1138
01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:04,693
they let them out
into the real world.
1139
01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:07,027
- Yes.
- Wile E.'s rocket skates,
1140
01:02:07,194 --> 01:02:09,029
they were
designed to backfire.
1141
01:02:09,196 --> 01:02:10,864
BUGS:
Now you're getting it.
1142
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:14,368
The more something breaks,
the more a cartoon gets hurt,
1143
01:02:14,536 --> 01:02:17,738
the more data to make better
Acme products for humans.
1144
01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:19,674
Exactly, exactly.
1145
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,877
Wile, you're what they call
a, uh, a high-usage user.
1146
01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:27,248
They let you boom
and splat and bang
1147
01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:29,250
for years and years,
1148
01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:31,385
knowing full well the toll.
1149
01:02:31,553 --> 01:02:32,853
Would you testify
to this in court?
1150
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:34,522
The world needs to hear this.
1151
01:02:34,689 --> 01:02:36,123
No, no, no.
1152
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:38,092
You need someone on
the inside to spill the beans.
1153
01:02:38,259 --> 01:02:40,595
Get the head of PR
at Acme to testify.
1154
01:02:40,761 --> 01:02:41,795
He's a master of spin.
1155
01:02:41,962 --> 01:02:43,598
His name is...
1156
01:02:43,764 --> 01:02:46,133
Uh-oh, that's my cue.
1157
01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:58,279
[engine thrumming]
1158
01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,047
[engine revving]
1159
01:03:07,888 --> 01:03:09,490
I think they got him.
1160
01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:12,727
Nah, they didn't.
1161
01:03:12,893 --> 01:03:14,261
Hey, if anyone asks,
1162
01:03:14,428 --> 01:03:15,896
tell them your informant
was a little hunter
1163
01:03:16,063 --> 01:03:17,097
with a funny hat.
1164
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,932
We're all counting on you.
Bye.
1165
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,603
[ground rumbling]
1166
01:03:21,770 --> 01:03:23,003
[Paige panting]
1167
01:03:23,170 --> 01:03:24,639
[engine starts]
1168
01:03:34,281 --> 01:03:35,517
Yeah, that's great.
1169
01:03:35,684 --> 01:03:37,184
No one's going to
get through that door.
1170
01:03:37,351 --> 01:03:39,587
Any added security is great.
1171
01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,996
Will you tell us your role
at Acme for the record?
1172
01:03:49,163 --> 01:03:51,666
[unintelligible speaking]
1173
01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:55,169
Okay, great.
1174
01:03:55,336 --> 01:03:56,503
If he says anything wrong,
1175
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:58,172
- we'll get him out of here.
- Done.
1176
01:03:58,339 --> 01:04:01,342
And what does your role
as PR representative entail?
1177
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:05,979
[unintelligible speaking]
...Acme.
1178
01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:08,683
So you have authority
to speak for Acme.
1179
01:04:08,849 --> 01:04:11,720
[unintelligible speaking]
1180
01:04:13,387 --> 01:04:16,524
What can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?
1181
01:04:16,691 --> 01:04:18,025
[whimpers]
1182
01:04:20,494 --> 01:04:21,529
Mr. Devil,
1183
01:04:21,696 --> 01:04:24,365
what is Project Sisyphus?
1184
01:04:24,532 --> 01:04:27,301
May I remind you,
you are under oath.
1185
01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:32,406
[unintelligible speaking]
1186
01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:34,975
[Taz shouting]
1187
01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:37,579
Objection?
1188
01:04:37,746 --> 01:04:41,716
Counselors,
approach the bench.
1189
01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:47,421
This case is turning
my courtroom into a circus.
1190
01:04:47,589 --> 01:04:49,858
They just ejected my witness.
1191
01:04:50,023 --> 01:04:51,091
We don't know that.
1192
01:04:51,258 --> 01:04:55,262
[unintelligible speaking]
1193
01:04:56,397 --> 01:04:57,931
Couldn't agree more,
Your Honor.
1194
01:04:58,098 --> 01:04:59,868
I'd like to file a motion
to exclude all evidence
1195
01:05:00,033 --> 01:05:01,268
submitted by the prosecution.
1196
01:05:01,435 --> 01:05:02,903
Save the original pair
of rocket skates.
1197
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:04,539
- All else is overreaching.
- Motion granted.
1198
01:05:04,706 --> 01:05:06,173
Are-- are you kidding?
1199
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:07,675
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Now, in response,
1200
01:05:07,842 --> 01:05:09,209
I'd like to file
a motion for dismissal
1201
01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:10,612
due to lack of evidence.
1202
01:05:10,779 --> 01:05:12,913
Motion granted.
I'm tired of all this bunk.
1203
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,616
You're not
allowed to say that.
1204
01:05:14,783 --> 01:05:16,851
That's the beauty
of being a judge.
1205
01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:18,620
I can say whatever I want.
1206
01:05:18,787 --> 01:05:20,120
Mistrial? There.
1207
01:05:20,287 --> 01:05:22,289
I said it.
Case dismissed.
1208
01:05:22,456 --> 01:05:24,559
- [hammer squeaks]
- Case dismissed.
1209
01:05:24,726 --> 01:05:26,026
[Bill laughing]
1210
01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:34,435
I have a comment.
1211
01:05:35,537 --> 01:05:39,106
What happened in there
was a miscarriage of justice,
1212
01:05:39,273 --> 01:05:40,575
but it was not a surprise.
1213
01:05:40,742 --> 01:05:43,277
The Acme Corporation
has knowingly
1214
01:05:43,444 --> 01:05:44,978
been putting
dangerous products
1215
01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:48,148
into the hands of cartoons
for decades.
1216
01:05:48,315 --> 01:05:51,418
Acme has gone to great lengths
to cover up an insidious plot
1217
01:05:51,586 --> 01:05:53,655
that they call
Project Sisyphus.
1218
01:05:53,822 --> 01:05:55,723
They have threatened
the safety
1219
01:05:55,890 --> 01:05:57,926
of myself and my client.
1220
01:05:58,091 --> 01:06:01,495
Look, bombs, boulders, pianos,
1221
01:06:01,663 --> 01:06:03,731
they will stop at nothing.
1222
01:06:03,898 --> 01:06:06,935
But myself and my associates,
1223
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,903
we will keep fighting.
1224
01:06:09,069 --> 01:06:10,738
I mean, these--
these companies think
1225
01:06:10,905 --> 01:06:13,006
they can do whatever they want
and get away with all of it.
1226
01:06:13,173 --> 01:06:14,642
Because they do.
1227
01:06:14,809 --> 01:06:17,645
Well, we're sick of it.
And it stops now.
1228
01:06:17,812 --> 01:06:21,816
So we're getting
ready to launch a, uh, uh...
1229
01:06:24,017 --> 01:06:26,086
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, a moment.
1230
01:06:26,253 --> 01:06:27,755
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Wile E.!
1231
01:06:27,922 --> 01:06:30,023
More chaos in court today
1232
01:06:30,190 --> 01:06:31,425
after the Acme trial
was dismissed
1233
01:06:31,593 --> 01:06:32,627
by the very fair
1234
01:06:32,794 --> 01:06:34,361
and honorable
Judge Troppogrosso.
1235
01:06:34,529 --> 01:06:36,096
The plaintiffs
made their objections
1236
01:06:36,263 --> 01:06:38,600
known by wrestling
a six-foot cartoon rocket.
1237
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:41,101
It's all good.
Nothing to see here.
1238
01:06:41,268 --> 01:06:43,771
[explosion booming]
1239
01:06:43,938 --> 01:06:45,940
REPORTER: Is that your car?
1240
01:06:46,106 --> 01:06:47,441
[car alarm beeps]
1241
01:06:59,486 --> 01:07:01,188
[phone ringing]
1242
01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:03,525
- Hey, Paige.
- PAIGE: Have you seen?
1243
01:07:03,691 --> 01:07:05,125
- What?
- PAIGE: Your speech.
1244
01:07:05,292 --> 01:07:06,393
It's the number one trending
news item
1245
01:07:06,561 --> 01:07:07,629
in the country right now.
1246
01:07:07,795 --> 01:07:09,162
- It's everywhere.
- What?
1247
01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:10,632
They-- they like my speech?
1248
01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:12,834
PAIGE:
Well, and the car exploded,
1249
01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:14,736
I-- I think is a part of it.
1250
01:07:15,302 --> 01:07:16,704
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1251
01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:18,071
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1252
01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:19,807
- I gotta go.
- Mr. Avery.
1253
01:07:19,974 --> 01:07:21,543
Mr. Avery,
any comment on Congress
1254
01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:22,744
agreeing to hear your case?
1255
01:07:22,911 --> 01:07:24,546
Uh, uh, Congress?
1256
01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:26,881
Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn
agreeing to testify.
1257
01:07:27,047 --> 01:07:29,182
No, uh, did--
did you say Congress?
1258
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:30,718
They're putting Acme
under the microscope.
1259
01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:33,721
- You're going to DC.
- We're going to DC?
1260
01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:35,823
We're going to DC!
1261
01:07:36,691 --> 01:07:39,861
Uh, okay.
Well, uh, no-- no comment.
1262
01:07:40,028 --> 01:07:41,228
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1263
01:07:41,395 --> 01:07:42,931
- Mr. Avery.
- KEVIN: Thank you.
1264
01:07:43,096 --> 01:07:44,532
REPORTERS: Mr. Avery.
1265
01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:49,102
Wait. Where are you going?
1266
01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:51,739
What? Wile E., no.
1267
01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:54,241
You can't go.
I need you in DC.
1268
01:07:54,408 --> 01:07:55,843
I mean,
this is the big showdown.
1269
01:07:56,010 --> 01:07:57,845
If-- if you don't show up,
there's no hearing.
1270
01:07:58,012 --> 01:08:00,548
This whole thing
will have been for nothing.
1271
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:04,052
Uh, the Road Runner
will be there.
1272
01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:07,589
Yeah, of course.
1273
01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:10,223
He'll be there.
Yeah, he's coming.
1274
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:12,359
I-- I-- I promise.
1275
01:08:13,528 --> 01:08:14,862
So, come on.
1276
01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:16,864
What do you say?
1277
01:08:17,031 --> 01:08:19,433
I mean, the whole world
will be watching.
1278
01:08:19,601 --> 01:08:21,035
And he'll be there.
1279
01:08:26,741 --> 01:08:29,577
All right. Good.
Come on. Let's go.
1280
01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:32,412
[lock beeping]
1281
01:08:34,147 --> 01:08:35,783
[bell dinging]
1282
01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:40,588
[Kevin screaming]
1283
01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:45,158
[reporters clamoring]
1284
01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:46,761
6.5
1285
01:08:46,928 --> 01:08:49,097
REPORTER: Mr. Avery,
Mr. Avery, how's the water?
1286
01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:52,299
HENRY: What initially
seemed to be a case
1287
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:53,901
of routine
product malfunction
1288
01:08:54,068 --> 01:08:55,870
has turned into
a David versus Goliath
1289
01:08:56,037 --> 01:08:57,605
tale as old as time.
1290
01:08:57,772 --> 01:08:59,007
We would like to wish our
furry little friend
1291
01:08:59,172 --> 01:09:00,307
good luck in DC.
1292
01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:01,408
We're rooting for you,
Wile E.
1293
01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,011
And we always were
1294
01:09:03,176 --> 01:09:04,879
from day one.
1295
01:09:05,046 --> 01:09:06,313
[pencil screams]
1296
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,348
[all screaming]
1297
01:09:08,516 --> 01:09:10,150
["II Barbiere Di Siviglia"
playing]
1298
01:09:10,317 --> 01:09:13,054
[operatic singing]
1299
01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:15,690
When a company is
this successful...
1300
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:17,457
[chuckling]
...there's always someone
1301
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,359
looking to tear it down.
1302
01:09:19,527 --> 01:09:21,529
But our hands are clean.
1303
01:09:21,696 --> 01:09:23,196
[airplane intercom chime]
1304
01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:24,699
PILOT: Flight attendants,
prepare for landing.
1305
01:09:24,866 --> 01:09:26,067
Sorry about
that initial wrong turn
1306
01:09:26,233 --> 01:09:27,467
out of Albuquerque, folks.
1307
01:09:27,635 --> 01:09:29,937
[operatic singing]
1308
01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:44,052
[music stops]
1309
01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:46,386
CRANE: This is it.
No more warnings.
1310
01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:48,188
I don't care
if you kidnap him,
1311
01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:50,058
run him out of town,
or throw him down a hole.
1312
01:09:50,223 --> 01:09:52,126
Wile E. Coyote will not be
at the hearing tomorrow.
1313
01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,928
Are we clear?
1314
01:09:54,095 --> 01:09:56,263
Yes, boss.
We're clear.
1315
01:09:56,430 --> 01:09:59,499
- [electric drill whirring]
- [hammer banging]
1316
01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:01,703
Please be quiet.
1317
01:10:03,805 --> 01:10:06,607
Wile E., please be quiet.
1318
01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:10,545
Look, I promise you,
what I have to do
1319
01:10:10,712 --> 01:10:12,580
is more important
than what you have to do.
1320
01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:24,257
There's been
a change of plans.
1321
01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:26,460
[pen rustling]
1322
01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:32,399
Uh, he... he couldn't make it.
1323
01:10:32,567 --> 01:10:33,768
All right?
1324
01:10:42,076 --> 01:10:44,444
- [horn blaring]
- Okay, fine.
1325
01:10:44,612 --> 01:10:46,279
You think I would drag
the Roadrunner out here
1326
01:10:46,446 --> 01:10:48,783
so you could destroy me
in front of the entire world?
1327
01:10:48,950 --> 01:10:50,618
Yeah, I know you just
wanted him in that courtroom
1328
01:10:50,785 --> 01:10:52,587
so you could
catch him and eat him.
1329
01:10:52,754 --> 01:10:54,522
Why would I help you do that?
1330
01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,458
Okay, yeah, I lied.
I lied.
1331
01:10:58,626 --> 01:11:00,360
I needed you
to stay with this case.
1332
01:11:00,528 --> 01:11:03,097
But you know what?
You lied to me.
1333
01:11:03,263 --> 01:11:05,265
Huh? You misled me.
1334
01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:07,902
You made me think that
this case was about somethin'.
1335
01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:09,469
And-- And it is.
1336
01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:11,404
You know, this is way
bigger than the Roadrunner.
1337
01:11:11,572 --> 01:11:14,142
Did you not even
process what the rabbit said?
1338
01:11:14,307 --> 01:11:16,544
You're a high-usage user.
1339
01:11:16,711 --> 01:11:18,146
I mean,
look at all this stuff.
1340
01:11:18,311 --> 01:11:19,881
You're addicted.
1341
01:11:20,047 --> 01:11:21,314
Every explosion,
1342
01:11:21,481 --> 01:11:23,785
every time you fell
to the bottom of a canyon,
1343
01:11:23,951 --> 01:11:25,485
Acme wanted that.
1344
01:11:25,653 --> 01:11:28,256
You know, I changed around
my whole life for you.
1345
01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:29,957
My entire routine.
1346
01:11:30,124 --> 01:11:31,826
It's probably all gonna
blow up in my face
1347
01:11:31,993 --> 01:11:33,761
because you wanted
a drumstick.
1348
01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:36,798
Oh, myself?
1349
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:38,099
You have only cared about
1350
01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:40,201
your plan this entire time.
1351
01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:41,769
"Oh, the Roadrunner,
the Roadrunner."
1352
01:11:41,936 --> 01:11:44,205
I'm so sick
of this Roadrunner.
1353
01:11:44,371 --> 01:11:46,439
You're never gonna catch him!
1354
01:11:49,844 --> 01:11:50,978
Okay?
1355
01:11:51,946 --> 01:11:54,115
You just-- you--
you really aren't.
1356
01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:56,250
Just stop trying.
1357
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:59,153
[somber music]
1358
01:12:01,255 --> 01:12:03,925
[telephone rings]
1359
01:12:04,659 --> 01:12:06,093
- Yeah.
- SAL: Hey, Kev.
1360
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:07,795
Look, I didn't want
to have to tell you this
1361
01:12:07,962 --> 01:12:09,997
right before the hearing,
but, um...
1362
01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:13,301
we've spent every last
cent on this trial.
1363
01:12:14,367 --> 01:12:15,468
We're out of money.
1364
01:12:15,636 --> 01:12:17,138
So, what does that mean?
1365
01:12:17,305 --> 01:12:20,308
It means, unless
there's some kind of miracle,
1366
01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:22,043
there's not gonna be
a firm to come back to.
1367
01:12:22,844 --> 01:12:26,948
I made you guys appointments
to donate plasma next week.
1368
01:12:27,114 --> 01:12:28,549
I can't go.
1369
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:31,484
I don't want to put
this kind of pressure on you.
1370
01:12:31,652 --> 01:12:32,987
We just thought
you should know.
1371
01:12:34,789 --> 01:12:36,389
Okay.
1372
01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:38,358
[sighs]
1373
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:40,728
[somber music]
1374
01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:45,833
♪♪♪
1375
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,400
[gasps]
1376
01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:54,909
Damn it.
1377
01:12:58,512 --> 01:13:00,982
[traffic rumbles]
1378
01:13:01,148 --> 01:13:03,351
[sad music]
1379
01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:07,188
[horns honking]
1380
01:13:07,355 --> 01:13:08,556
ROADRUNNER: Beep beep!
1381
01:13:10,157 --> 01:13:15,428
[dramatic music]
1382
01:13:17,098 --> 01:13:24,138
♪♪♪
1383
01:13:28,509 --> 01:13:33,014
♪♪♪
1384
01:13:33,180 --> 01:13:34,949
[sizzling]
1385
01:13:36,217 --> 01:13:40,288
♪♪♪
1386
01:13:40,453 --> 01:13:42,957
- [popping]
- [air hissing]
1387
01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:49,530
[air whistling]
1388
01:13:49,697 --> 01:13:50,898
- [shrill steam whistle]
- [anvil thuds]
1389
01:13:51,065 --> 01:13:52,465
[anvils thud]
1390
01:13:52,633 --> 01:13:55,202
- [tense music]
- [horns honk]
1391
01:13:55,369 --> 01:13:56,570
You missed!
1392
01:13:58,139 --> 01:13:59,373
[popping]
1393
01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:03,010
- [horn honking]
- [thud]
1394
01:14:05,478 --> 01:14:07,148
- [squeaking]
- [woman screaming]
1395
01:14:07,315 --> 01:14:09,116
[tires screeching]
1396
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,786
[whirring]
1397
01:14:15,423 --> 01:14:17,591
Wile E.! Wile E.!
1398
01:14:18,491 --> 01:14:20,561
[dramatic music]
1399
01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,330
[horn honking]
1400
01:14:25,933 --> 01:14:28,736
♪♪♪
1401
01:14:36,444 --> 01:14:37,812
KEVIN: Oh, boy.
1402
01:14:37,979 --> 01:14:43,351
♪♪♪
1403
01:14:44,785 --> 01:14:47,788
[rumbling]
1404
01:14:52,293 --> 01:14:54,161
[resounding thud]
1405
01:14:54,328 --> 01:14:58,032
♪♪♪
1406
01:15:02,837 --> 01:15:04,538
[clattering]
1407
01:15:04,705 --> 01:15:07,041
[whirring]
1408
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:09,610
[Kevin screaming]
1409
01:15:12,113 --> 01:15:14,015
[Kevin screaming]
1410
01:15:14,181 --> 01:15:17,385
Wile E., grab my hand!
1411
01:15:17,551 --> 01:15:19,720
I'm trying to save you! Aah!
1412
01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:24,825
[chicken squawking]
1413
01:15:25,659 --> 01:15:26,994
- [explosion booms]
- [Kevin screams]
1414
01:15:28,195 --> 01:15:30,131
[chicken squawking]
1415
01:15:31,699 --> 01:15:33,300
Over here! Oh! Oh!
1416
01:15:35,403 --> 01:15:36,637
Aah!
1417
01:15:36,804 --> 01:15:38,372
- [thudding]
- Uh-oh.
1418
01:15:38,539 --> 01:15:40,708
- [explosion booming]
- [Kevin screaming]
1419
01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:42,143
[groaning]
1420
01:15:42,309 --> 01:15:43,577
Look, Wile E., I'm sorry.
1421
01:15:43,744 --> 01:15:45,813
I made a mistake! Okay?
1422
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:47,848
Wait! Wait! Wile!
1423
01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:50,918
Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
1424
01:15:51,085 --> 01:15:52,153
[Kevin screaming]
1425
01:15:52,653 --> 01:15:53,854
[resounding thud]
1426
01:16:01,028 --> 01:16:02,730
[vultures squawking]
1427
01:16:08,069 --> 01:16:11,739
[somber music]
1428
01:16:12,406 --> 01:16:14,208
[sighs]
1429
01:16:17,878 --> 01:16:23,518
♪♪♪
1430
01:16:23,684 --> 01:16:25,653
[watch ticking]
1431
01:16:28,122 --> 01:16:29,558
Uh, what is the holdup?
1432
01:16:32,561 --> 01:16:33,562
He's in the bathroom.
1433
01:16:33,727 --> 01:16:37,598
[tense music]
1434
01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:48,409
Looks like you had
a rough night, huh?
1435
01:16:49,410 --> 01:16:52,146
Oh, thanks
for your believable concern.
1436
01:16:52,313 --> 01:16:55,116
Oh, come on. Do you really
want to go out there?
1437
01:16:55,282 --> 01:16:58,619
I mean, where there's cameras?
1438
01:16:58,786 --> 01:16:59,987
The pressure?
1439
01:17:04,425 --> 01:17:05,594
What is this?
1440
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:06,660
It's everything
you ever wanted.
1441
01:17:06,827 --> 01:17:08,896
Freedom from responsibility.
1442
01:17:10,264 --> 01:17:11,566
That's no strings attached.
1443
01:17:11,732 --> 01:17:13,602
That is under
the table and it's for you.
1444
01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,604
All you gotta do is
walk out this door right now.
1445
01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:17,238
I mean, come on.
1446
01:17:17,404 --> 01:17:18,739
You really want
to just keep doing
1447
01:17:18,906 --> 01:17:20,341
the same thing
over and over again?
1448
01:17:20,509 --> 01:17:22,476
Try, fail, try, fail,
1449
01:17:22,643 --> 01:17:24,411
expecting a different result?
1450
01:17:24,579 --> 01:17:27,915
♪♪♪
1451
01:17:28,082 --> 01:17:30,484
I just realized that, uh,
1452
01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:32,319
yeah, I do.
1453
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:40,595
You get the gist.
1454
01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:45,833
[tense music]
1455
01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:50,371
[camera shutters clicking]
1456
01:17:52,006 --> 01:17:53,807
Oh, my God.
You look like a stuntman.
1457
01:17:53,974 --> 01:17:56,110
- Is Wile E. here?
- He's not with you?
1458
01:17:56,277 --> 01:17:58,445
I haven't seen him since
we were going 80 miles an hour
1459
01:17:58,613 --> 01:18:00,615
on the highway
strapped to a refrigerator.
1460
01:18:00,781 --> 01:18:02,551
What the hell?
I thought you guys were
1461
01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:04,952
in the hotel room next to me.
I feel so left out.
1462
01:18:05,119 --> 01:18:06,687
I really screwed up.
1463
01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:08,989
He knows
the Road Runner's not coming.
1464
01:18:09,156 --> 01:18:10,391
He knows I lied.
1465
01:18:10,559 --> 01:18:12,826
Ugh, I'm a jerk.
1466
01:18:12,993 --> 01:18:14,828
I should have
been honest with him.
1467
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:16,497
It just seemed easier.
1468
01:18:18,165 --> 01:18:21,570
Mr. Avery, uh, thank you
for joining us today.
1469
01:18:21,735 --> 01:18:23,237
We are here to determine
1470
01:18:23,404 --> 01:18:27,642
whether or not Acme products
are a danger to society.
1471
01:18:27,808 --> 01:18:29,043
Uh, where is your client?
1472
01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:34,081
I'm, uh, not entirely sure,
to be honest.
1473
01:18:34,248 --> 01:18:35,684
Senator Fudd,
1474
01:18:35,849 --> 01:18:37,484
the fact that Mr. Coyote
hasn't deemed it necessary
1475
01:18:37,652 --> 01:18:39,987
to grace us with his presence
at the scheduled time
1476
01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:41,355
should tell you
all you need to know
1477
01:18:41,523 --> 01:18:42,691
about his character.
1478
01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:46,393
Hmm, I think
this does tell us a lot.
1479
01:18:46,561 --> 01:18:50,431
Look, my client
has a long history with Acme.
1480
01:18:50,599 --> 01:18:52,066
He's been
using their pwoducts--
1481
01:18:52,233 --> 01:18:53,734
sorry, products,
1482
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:56,370
- for decades.
- Why is that?
1483
01:18:56,538 --> 01:18:59,340
If they're so... "dangerous."
1484
01:18:59,507 --> 01:19:01,710
Well, he doesn't have
a choice, really.
1485
01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:04,245
Uh, Acme has
a monopoly over all the tools
1486
01:19:04,411 --> 01:19:06,681
required for
Mr. Coyote's work.
1487
01:19:06,847 --> 01:19:08,015
His work?
1488
01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:09,850
I have here
that he's unemployed
1489
01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:11,686
and living in a cave.
1490
01:19:11,852 --> 01:19:13,588
[laughter]
1491
01:19:14,522 --> 01:19:17,224
- Truth, truth.
- It's a fact.
1492
01:19:17,391 --> 01:19:18,627
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1493
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,894
Pursuant to
Sylvester V. Gonzalez,
1494
01:19:21,061 --> 01:19:23,598
"chase by predator"
is a legal occupation
1495
01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:25,399
under the law.
1496
01:19:25,567 --> 01:19:29,236
All right, he may not get
a salary, but he works.
1497
01:19:29,403 --> 01:19:31,872
In fact, he's one
of the most hard-working
1498
01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:33,774
people I've ever met.
1499
01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:35,809
And he's brave.
1500
01:19:35,976 --> 01:19:38,647
He will walk out
onto the tiniest rope
1501
01:19:38,812 --> 01:19:40,314
over the largest canyon.
1502
01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:41,782
He'll straddle a rocket
1503
01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:43,618
that he's glued handlebars to
1504
01:19:43,784 --> 01:19:44,818
without batting an eye.
1505
01:19:44,985 --> 01:19:45,986
I mean...
1506
01:19:46,153 --> 01:19:47,388
Oh, uh...
1507
01:19:48,989 --> 01:19:50,424
Sorry. Uh-- uh...
1508
01:19:51,559 --> 01:19:52,627
Look...
1509
01:19:53,561 --> 01:19:56,897
when Mr. Coyote first
walked into my office,
1510
01:19:57,064 --> 01:19:59,900
I was the laziest person
you could ever imagine.
1511
01:20:00,067 --> 01:20:01,902
I didn't want to work.
1512
01:20:02,069 --> 01:20:04,471
I didn't want to try anything.
1513
01:20:04,639 --> 01:20:06,307
Because deep down...
1514
01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,743
I didn't want to fail.
1515
01:20:08,909 --> 01:20:10,444
But he's not afraid of that.
1516
01:20:11,412 --> 01:20:14,582
No matter what happens,
he picks himself up,
1517
01:20:14,749 --> 01:20:18,687
he tries again, and again,
and again, and again.
1518
01:20:18,852 --> 01:20:22,122
He would never think
of quitting.
1519
01:20:23,023 --> 01:20:25,492
He wakes up
every morning with purpose
1520
01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:27,027
and with hope.
1521
01:20:28,195 --> 01:20:30,799
And I think everyone
should be inspired by that.
1522
01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:35,670
I know I am.
1523
01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:40,874
[hopeful music]
1524
01:20:53,387 --> 01:20:55,055
You don't need signs anymore.
1525
01:20:55,222 --> 01:20:56,591
Thank you for coming back.
1526
01:20:59,059 --> 01:21:01,563
Mr. Leghorn, thank you
for taking the time
1527
01:21:01,730 --> 01:21:03,297
from your busy schedule.
1528
01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:04,699
Now, we've requested that
1529
01:21:04,865 --> 01:21:08,168
Mr. Avery asks you
a few questions today.
1530
01:21:09,671 --> 01:21:11,573
I've been studying
this guy in interviews.
1531
01:21:11,740 --> 01:21:13,675
He's a blowhard.
Huge ego.
1532
01:21:13,842 --> 01:21:16,076
Here I am, son.
1533
01:21:16,243 --> 01:21:18,813
All right.
I can work with that.
1534
01:21:18,979 --> 01:21:21,750
[tense music]
1535
01:21:25,152 --> 01:21:28,857
[camera shutters clicking]
1536
01:21:32,359 --> 01:21:33,561
[Kevin exhales sharply]
1537
01:21:34,895 --> 01:21:37,931
Mr. Leghorn,
are you aware of
1538
01:21:38,098 --> 01:21:41,569
the Acme program known
as Project Sisyphus?
1539
01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:44,938
I am familiar with the name.
1540
01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:47,174
Okay. And how
would you explain
1541
01:21:47,341 --> 01:21:50,411
the type of program
that it is to this committee?
1542
01:21:50,578 --> 01:21:52,781
Well, it's one of research
and development.
1543
01:21:52,946 --> 01:21:55,249
Great. So you're
constantly innovating
1544
01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:57,552
your cartoon product line
to make it better?
1545
01:21:57,719 --> 01:21:58,853
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Yes, sir.
1546
01:21:59,019 --> 01:22:00,921
KEVIN: Okay.
That makes sense.
1547
01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,725
But if you're studying
these products so closely,
1548
01:22:03,892 --> 01:22:05,959
why are they malfunctioning
so frequently?
1549
01:22:06,126 --> 01:22:07,862
That sounds like something
you might tinker with.
1550
01:22:08,028 --> 01:22:11,900
Well, son,
business is complex.
1551
01:22:12,065 --> 01:22:14,435
Okay. Now does
any of the information
1552
01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:16,905
that you get
from Project Sisyphus
1553
01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:19,039
go into developing
the human line?
1554
01:22:19,206 --> 01:22:20,575
- Sure.
- Sure.
1555
01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:22,109
Okay. So you admit it.
1556
01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:23,944
He just admitted it.
Did you hear that?
1557
01:22:24,111 --> 01:22:25,713
He admitted it.
You're intentionally giving
1558
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,414
dangerous products
to cartoons,
1559
01:22:27,582 --> 01:22:29,751
willfully causing
pain to millions
1560
01:22:29,918 --> 01:22:31,118
in this process?
1561
01:22:31,285 --> 01:22:33,888
[court gallery murmuring]
1562
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:41,395
You think progress
isn't worth a little pain?
1563
01:22:41,563 --> 01:22:43,397
A little discomfort?
1564
01:22:43,565 --> 01:22:47,334
It is, son.
It always has been.
1565
01:22:47,501 --> 01:22:49,938
Besides, nothing
we've done today
1566
01:22:50,103 --> 01:22:51,906
or any other day is illegal.
1567
01:22:52,072 --> 01:22:54,642
Isn't that right, Mr. Crane?
1568
01:22:54,809 --> 01:22:57,311
[clears throat] Absolutely.
Absolutely. [clears throat]
1569
01:22:57,478 --> 01:22:59,112
The law is completely
on our side here,
1570
01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:00,815
and so is the popular opinion
of the silent majority.
1571
01:23:00,981 --> 01:23:02,750
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Thank you, Mr. Crane.
1572
01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:04,652
- Mr. Leghorn--
- And another thing.
1573
01:23:04,819 --> 01:23:06,320
Take a seat, son.
1574
01:23:06,487 --> 01:23:08,523
I'm asking the questions here.
1575
01:23:08,690 --> 01:23:11,291
Take a seat, son.
1576
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:16,029
There's nothing cuter
than this prosecutor.
1577
01:23:16,196 --> 01:23:18,600
[laughter]
1578
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:22,537
I am reminded
of my days as a little rooster
1579
01:23:22,704 --> 01:23:27,307
on the poultry farm, where
I learned a valuable lesson.
1580
01:23:27,474 --> 01:23:31,445
Cartoons are resilient.
1581
01:23:31,613 --> 01:23:35,048
Ooh! Hit us with a mallet.
Throw us off a cliff.
1582
01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:37,685
We can take it. [laughs]
1583
01:23:37,852 --> 01:23:39,186
Speaking as a cartoon,
1584
01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:42,524
I think it can even be
a little bit funny.
1585
01:23:42,690 --> 01:23:43,691
Am I right?
1586
01:23:43,858 --> 01:23:46,460
- [thud]
- [laughter]
1587
01:23:51,733 --> 01:23:54,869
So what's a little pain
for the greater good?
1588
01:23:55,035 --> 01:23:59,139
Pain is a part of life,
and it's valuable.
1589
01:23:59,306 --> 01:24:00,642
You like
that comfortable rubber
1590
01:24:00,808 --> 01:24:02,977
in those shoes there,
don't you, son?
1591
01:24:03,143 --> 01:24:04,746
Well, that's duty-free.
1592
01:24:04,913 --> 01:24:08,650
We developed it by bouncing it
one million times
1593
01:24:08,816 --> 01:24:11,553
off the face of a cartoon.
1594
01:24:11,719 --> 01:24:15,690
Those tornado pills
became jet propellers.
1595
01:24:15,857 --> 01:24:18,826
That high-speed tonic
got us to the moon.
1596
01:24:18,993 --> 01:24:20,595
So yes, yes,
1597
01:24:20,762 --> 01:24:24,566
our cartoon products
sometimes do explode.
1598
01:24:24,732 --> 01:24:27,267
Sometimes they do backfire.
1599
01:24:27,434 --> 01:24:29,737
- [laughter]
- Sometimes they push
1600
01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:34,341
the boundaries of gravity
and science.
1601
01:24:34,509 --> 01:24:37,579
But do you all want to live
in a world without new?
1602
01:24:37,745 --> 01:24:39,446
Without progress?
1603
01:24:39,614 --> 01:24:42,617
Now, what is it you always
say, Mr. Crane?
1604
01:24:42,784 --> 01:24:44,418
Ah! You can't make
an omelet without...
1605
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:46,921
breaking a few eggs.
1606
01:24:48,623 --> 01:24:49,924
Well, that's right!
1607
01:24:50,090 --> 01:24:51,224
[laughter]
1608
01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:52,927
And in this case,
if that egg
1609
01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:55,763
is some low-life,
cave-dwelling
1610
01:24:55,930 --> 01:24:57,932
desert dog with
no connections, no family,
1611
01:24:58,098 --> 01:25:00,568
no friends, I'm sorry,
but so be it.
1612
01:25:00,735 --> 01:25:02,971
- No harm, no foul.
- [laughter]
1613
01:25:03,136 --> 01:25:05,607
That is not an accurate
depiction of my client.
1614
01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:07,407
Well, I was
under the impression
1615
01:25:07,575 --> 01:25:09,811
that no one would speak
on his behalf
1616
01:25:09,978 --> 01:25:11,613
apart from his lawyer.
1617
01:25:11,779 --> 01:25:14,448
Is there anyone
in the whole wide world
1618
01:25:14,616 --> 01:25:18,620
who cares what happens
to the coyote at all?
1619
01:25:23,591 --> 01:25:25,392
[ground rumbling]
1620
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,762
[dramatic music]
1621
01:25:29,496 --> 01:25:31,599
- [air whooshing]
- [feet screeching]
1622
01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:33,500
Beep beep.
1623
01:25:33,668 --> 01:25:38,506
♪♪♪
1624
01:25:51,151 --> 01:25:52,954
Uh...
1625
01:25:53,121 --> 01:25:56,256
Mr. Runner,
we will be asking you
1626
01:25:56,423 --> 01:25:58,492
a series
of yes-or-no questions.
1627
01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:01,663
Two beeps for yes,
one beep for no.
1628
01:26:01,829 --> 01:26:03,263
Do you understand?
1629
01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:04,599
Beep beep!
1630
01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:09,137
[dramatic music]
1631
01:26:09,302 --> 01:26:11,706
- Are you a bird?
- Beep beep!
1632
01:26:11,873 --> 01:26:13,306
KEVIN: Are you easy to catch?
1633
01:26:13,473 --> 01:26:14,776
Beep!
1634
01:26:14,942 --> 01:26:16,476
KEVIN: Okay, good.
1635
01:26:18,546 --> 01:26:21,549
Are you familiar
with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote?
1636
01:26:21,716 --> 01:26:22,784
Beep beep!
1637
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:24,484
[electricity humming]
1638
01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:28,156
Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote
using any Acme products
1639
01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:29,691
while in your presence
1640
01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:32,192
- in the desert?
- Beep beep!
1641
01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:35,195
[whirring]
1642
01:26:37,330 --> 01:26:39,701
Have those products
always failed?
1643
01:26:39,867 --> 01:26:41,035
Beep beep!
1644
01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:42,402
[whispering quietly]
1645
01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:44,672
[electricity humming]
1646
01:26:44,839 --> 01:26:47,407
Mr. Runner,
have you been a witness
1647
01:26:47,575 --> 01:26:49,744
to Mr. Coyote's
pain and suffering?
1648
01:26:49,911 --> 01:26:52,547
[high-pitched
electricity whine]
1649
01:26:52,714 --> 01:26:53,848
ROAD RUNNER: Beep beep!
1650
01:26:55,016 --> 01:26:57,885
[gentle music]
1651
01:26:58,052 --> 01:27:00,387
Yeah, me too.
1652
01:27:04,926 --> 01:27:07,595
Would you call him a friend?
1653
01:27:11,264 --> 01:27:12,499
Beep beep!
1654
01:27:13,835 --> 01:27:15,368
KEVIN: Well, thank you,
Mr. Runner.
1655
01:27:15,536 --> 01:27:17,270
Thank you
for coming here today.
1656
01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:20,340
Did you have something
additional you'd like to say?
1657
01:27:20,508 --> 01:27:22,043
Beep beep!
1658
01:27:22,210 --> 01:27:24,377
All right, the floor is yours
to add to the record.
1659
01:27:24,545 --> 01:27:26,948
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.
1660
01:27:27,115 --> 01:27:28,516
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
1661
01:27:28,683 --> 01:27:30,118
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.
1662
01:27:30,283 --> 01:27:32,019
A-R-E-Y...
1663
01:27:32,186 --> 01:27:34,956
ROAD RUNNER: Beep-beep-beep...
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
1664
01:27:35,123 --> 01:27:36,924
"Are you coming back?"
1665
01:27:37,091 --> 01:27:38,726
[audience murmuring]
1666
01:27:38,893 --> 01:27:45,265
♪♪♪
1667
01:27:50,705 --> 01:27:52,039
Beep beep!
1668
01:27:52,206 --> 01:27:53,775
[loud whooshing]
1669
01:27:58,913 --> 01:28:02,049
[gavel thuds]
1670
01:28:02,216 --> 01:28:04,786
Mr. Avery,
I must admit,
1671
01:28:04,952 --> 01:28:07,522
I am very, very moved.
1672
01:28:09,991 --> 01:28:12,392
However, you have offered
no proof
1673
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:14,394
of Acme's
culpability other than
1674
01:28:14,562 --> 01:28:17,799
the pain and suffering
of this one singular coyote.
1675
01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:20,234
Therefore, as much
as it pains me,
1676
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:23,004
you leave me no other choice.
1677
01:28:23,171 --> 01:28:24,105
All in agreement
1678
01:28:24,272 --> 01:28:25,573
to dismiss this investigation,
1679
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:27,608
- say "Aye."
- ALL: Aye.
1680
01:28:27,775 --> 01:28:29,844
- [cheering]
- [audience murmuring]
1681
01:28:30,011 --> 01:28:31,245
Yes!
1682
01:28:31,411 --> 01:28:34,282
[dramatic music]
1683
01:28:36,316 --> 01:28:38,920
Try, fail.
1684
01:28:39,086 --> 01:28:41,022
[guffaws]
1685
01:28:41,189 --> 01:28:43,124
FOGHORN LEGHORN:
Well, no hard feelings, boys.
1686
01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:45,259
It's a tough world out there.
1687
01:28:45,425 --> 01:28:46,828
Better luck next time.
1688
01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:49,197
I think those are
the birds you're looking for.
1689
01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:53,034
[laughing]
1690
01:28:53,201 --> 01:28:54,434
Go for it.
1691
01:28:56,804 --> 01:28:58,840
[squeaking]
1692
01:28:59,006 --> 01:29:02,643
[whimsical music]
1693
01:29:02,810 --> 01:29:04,979
[squeaking]
1694
01:29:06,547 --> 01:29:09,016
[electricity crackling]
1695
01:29:09,183 --> 01:29:11,052
[whirring]
1696
01:29:12,787 --> 01:29:15,323
[high-pitched alarm blaring]
1697
01:29:15,488 --> 01:29:17,825
[attendees shouting]
1698
01:29:17,992 --> 01:29:20,393
[glass shattering]
1699
01:29:20,561 --> 01:29:22,395
[people screaming]
1700
01:29:22,563 --> 01:29:27,400
♪♪♪
1701
01:29:27,568 --> 01:29:29,637
[buzzing]
1702
01:29:33,574 --> 01:29:35,042
[cracking]
1703
01:29:35,209 --> 01:29:36,677
No!
1704
01:29:36,844 --> 01:29:37,879
[explosion]
1705
01:29:38,045 --> 01:29:40,548
- [beeping]
- [whirring]
1706
01:29:42,316 --> 01:29:44,252
FOGHORN LEGHORN: I say--
I say, this is preposterous!
1707
01:29:44,417 --> 01:29:46,821
I say, preposterous!
1708
01:29:46,988 --> 01:29:48,823
What in tarnation?
1709
01:29:48,990 --> 01:29:50,992
Get me out of here!
I want justice!
1710
01:29:51,158 --> 01:29:52,492
If anyone is live-streaming,
1711
01:29:52,660 --> 01:29:54,494
I will be live-suing,
do you understand?
1712
01:29:54,662 --> 01:29:56,063
BUDDY: I have
a medical condition.
1713
01:29:56,230 --> 01:29:57,565
I'm medically more important
than all of you!
1714
01:29:57,732 --> 01:29:59,567
Okay, seriously, guys,
no pictures!
1715
01:29:59,734 --> 01:30:01,369
BUDDY: Get back here, Avery!
1716
01:30:01,535 --> 01:30:03,938
You can't walk away
from me in a suit like that!
1717
01:30:04,105 --> 01:30:06,674
Do you know
how much I'm worth?
1718
01:30:06,841 --> 01:30:09,744
Don't you laugh, Senator,
I don't pay you to laugh!
1719
01:30:09,911 --> 01:30:12,880
[heroic music]
1720
01:30:13,881 --> 01:30:16,449
♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪
1721
01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:25,059
Well, we tried.
1722
01:30:26,459 --> 01:30:28,129
We tried.
1723
01:30:28,296 --> 01:30:31,632
And thank you, uh, both,
for pushing me.
1724
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:35,069
[distant shouting]
1725
01:30:35,236 --> 01:30:37,872
Wait, what's going on?
1726
01:30:38,039 --> 01:30:41,809
[joyful music]
1727
01:30:43,644 --> 01:30:46,647
- Hey, look!
- It's the lawyers!
1728
01:30:46,814 --> 01:30:48,215
CARTOON 1: They're here.
I can't believe this.
1729
01:30:48,382 --> 01:30:49,817
CARTOON 2: Can I shake
your hand, mister?
1730
01:30:49,984 --> 01:30:53,287
[cartoons cheering]
1731
01:30:53,453 --> 01:30:55,790
Thank you
for what you've done.
1732
01:30:55,957 --> 01:30:58,059
Hi, nice to meet you, Paige.
1733
01:30:58,225 --> 01:30:59,727
CARTOON 3: Paige, Paige!
1734
01:30:59,894 --> 01:31:03,130
- Mr. Avery, Mr. Avery!
- Yeehaw!
1735
01:31:03,297 --> 01:31:04,732
[cartoons all talking at once]
1736
01:31:04,899 --> 01:31:06,167
CARTOON 4: I need your help!
1737
01:31:07,735 --> 01:31:11,405
- What is this?
- They all want to sue Acme.
1738
01:31:11,572 --> 01:31:14,342
Even after how poorly you did.
1739
01:31:14,508 --> 01:31:16,143
They trust you.
1740
01:31:16,310 --> 01:31:18,112
Avery, Jones, and Maltese!
1741
01:31:18,279 --> 01:31:22,683
- Hey! Can you believe it?
- I can't!
1742
01:31:22,850 --> 01:31:23,951
Oh, uh,
something's in your office,
1743
01:31:24,118 --> 01:31:25,820
apparently
it's very important.
1744
01:31:25,987 --> 01:31:27,521
Okay, you got this.
1745
01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:31,592
[suspenseful music]
1746
01:31:33,627 --> 01:31:35,763
Hey, counselor,
you put up a good fight
1747
01:31:35,930 --> 01:31:38,532
at Congress,
but nothing says guilty
1748
01:31:38,699 --> 01:31:40,701
better than some cold,
hard evidence.
1749
01:31:40,868 --> 01:31:42,603
Here's a gift
from yours truly,
1750
01:31:42,770 --> 01:31:45,973
from inside the doors
at Acme.
1751
01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:47,608
What's this?
1752
01:31:47,775 --> 01:31:50,478
It's about five years'
worth of cases.
1753
01:31:50,644 --> 01:31:53,447
Looks like we got
our work cut out for us.
1754
01:31:53,614 --> 01:31:54,849
Shocking new developments
1755
01:31:55,016 --> 01:31:56,984
in the unfolding
Acme case today.
1756
01:31:57,151 --> 01:31:59,453
Newly leaked
footage from Project Sisyphus
1757
01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:02,957
triggered a pre-dawn raid
on company headquarters
1758
01:32:03,124 --> 01:32:05,459
that quickly led
to the arrest of Buddy Crane,
1759
01:32:05,626 --> 01:32:09,897
Acme's chief legal counsel,
and CEO Foghorn Leghorn
1760
01:32:10,064 --> 01:32:12,833
for their participation
in the alleged misconduct.
1761
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,136
I'm a cage-free rooster!
1762
01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:17,238
Also at the scene,
investigators rescued
1763
01:32:17,405 --> 01:32:19,907
Dr. Peter Lorre,
an Acme scientist
1764
01:32:20,074 --> 01:32:22,209
who went missing
over 30 years ago.
1765
01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:25,346
His upcoming testimony
regarding Project Sisyphus
1766
01:32:25,514 --> 01:32:28,215
promises to bring
the truth to light.
1767
01:32:28,382 --> 01:32:31,318
[calm piano melody playing]
1768
01:32:36,857 --> 01:32:38,059
[Granny gasps]
1769
01:32:39,026 --> 01:32:41,762
Oh, dearie!
1770
01:32:44,231 --> 01:32:46,000
- [Sylvester meows]
- [glass breaks]
1771
01:32:48,903 --> 01:32:50,204
[music fades]
1772
01:32:50,371 --> 01:32:52,606
- [wind whooshing]
- [crickets chirping]
1773
01:32:58,279 --> 01:33:00,681
Well, don't be a stranger.
1774
01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:08,923
[heartfelt music]
1775
01:33:28,309 --> 01:33:35,049
♪♪♪
1776
01:33:36,784 --> 01:33:38,919
[air whooshing]
1777
01:33:56,571 --> 01:33:57,938
Beep beep!
1778
01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,175
[air whooshing]
1779
01:34:01,342 --> 01:34:07,248
♪♪♪
1780
01:34:11,418 --> 01:34:12,820
[sighs]
1781
01:34:15,022 --> 01:34:17,925
Well, sky's the limit.
1782
01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:20,027
Sky's the limit.
1783
01:34:22,263 --> 01:34:24,765
["I Fought The Law"
by The Clash playing]
1784
01:34:30,004 --> 01:34:33,274
♪ Breakin' rocks
in the hot sun ♪
1785
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:36,343
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1786
01:34:36,511 --> 01:34:39,548
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1787
01:34:39,713 --> 01:34:42,850
♪ I needed money
'cause I had none ♪
1788
01:34:43,017 --> 01:34:45,953
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1789
01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:49,023
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1790
01:34:49,190 --> 01:34:52,493
♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪
1791
01:34:52,661 --> 01:34:55,496
♪ I guess my race is run ♪
1792
01:34:55,664 --> 01:34:58,966
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
1793
01:34:59,133 --> 01:35:01,902
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1794
01:35:02,069 --> 01:35:04,371
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1795
01:35:33,568 --> 01:35:36,705
♪ Robbin' people
with a six-gun ♪
1796
01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:39,940
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1797
01:35:40,107 --> 01:35:43,077
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1798
01:35:43,244 --> 01:35:46,280
♪ I lost my girl
and I lost my fun ♪
1799
01:35:46,447 --> 01:35:49,517
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1800
01:35:49,684 --> 01:35:52,554
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1801
01:35:52,721 --> 01:35:55,789
♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪
1802
01:35:55,956 --> 01:35:58,926
♪ I guess my race is run ♪
1803
01:35:59,093 --> 01:36:02,263
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
1804
01:36:02,429 --> 01:36:05,533
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1805
01:36:05,700 --> 01:36:07,768
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1806
01:36:21,148 --> 01:36:24,418
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1807
01:36:24,586 --> 01:36:27,555
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1808
01:36:27,722 --> 01:36:30,791
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1809
01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:34,128
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1810
01:36:40,267 --> 01:36:43,137
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1811
01:36:43,304 --> 01:36:46,440
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1812
01:36:46,608 --> 01:36:49,611
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1813
01:36:49,778 --> 01:36:51,513
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1814
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,247
COYOTE v. ACME
1815
01:36:53,414 --> 01:36:55,316
[song ends]
1816
01:36:55,482 --> 01:36:57,351
[dramatic music]
1817
01:36:57,519 --> 01:37:02,691
♪♪♪
1818
01:38:00,414 --> 01:38:05,653
♪♪♪
1819
01:39:03,377 --> 01:39:08,583
♪♪♪
1820
01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:18,225
♪ Beep beep ♪
1821
01:39:19,226 --> 01:39:20,494
♪ Beep beep ♪
1822
01:39:21,128 --> 01:39:22,396
♪ Beep beep ♪
1823
01:39:23,096 --> 01:39:24,331
♪ Beep beep ♪
1824
01:39:25,299 --> 01:39:26,901
♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪
1825
01:39:27,067 --> 01:39:29,269
♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪
1826
01:40:00,133 --> 01:40:05,339
♪♪♪
1827
01:41:12,172 --> 01:41:17,377
♪♪♪
1828
01:42:11,465 --> 01:42:14,501
♪♪♪
1829
01:42:14,669 --> 01:42:15,903
♪ Beep beep ♪
1830
01:42:16,604 --> 01:42:17,905
♪ Beep beep ♪
1831
01:42:19,007 --> 01:42:20,273
♪ Beep beep ♪
1832
01:42:21,475 --> 01:42:22,844
♪ Beep beep ♪
1833
01:42:23,811 --> 01:42:25,445
♪ Beep beep ♪
1834
01:42:26,346 --> 01:42:29,017
♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪
1835
01:42:33,121 --> 01:42:36,090
COYOTE v. ACME